Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Not tonight, dear!


The 3 letter word….SEX! When is it ever enough, or too much of it? A piece of news in one of our dailies caught my eye today – “Wife can’t stomach cook’s ardour”…apparently the new husband had demanded for countless number of sex sessions within their first week of marriage and now the wife wants a divorce!….hmmm…interesting?

Well, anyone would think being newly married…you just wanna probably ‘do it’ every farking single hour, day and every-bloody-where of the house?

But seriously, when is it do we find sex overwhelming – some of us may have had a bad week at work and sex is the only relief? Or some of us may have had a bad week and our libido just fell thru the floor? Or like some people I know, everyday is a good day for sex, no matter what happens in their life LOL!

Some are just fine with sex once a month *seriously? I WONDER how the guy can keep IT all in those two tiny balls if they are a “once-a-month-er” * . Some only have sex when they see their partner *out of sight, out of sex*

But, wait, I was told men think of sex every 3 mins…so, does that mean the need is stronger with the men than it is with women? Hmmmm…*ponder, people, ponder*

No matter what your preference (be it gender or timing or duration), it really is up to you as long as you are happy and not let your inadequate-sex-sessions blow up! (in some case, too much-sex-divorce blow up!)

Just remember, whether you are getting enough or too much or too little of it, just know that we are only warm blooded mammals who, occasionally do need a tad bit of plumbing work to be done…so enjoy it when you get it!

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