Saturday, August 20, 2011

My Fair Lady

Recently I was introduced to WL, a not-so-young-anymore lady from a gym. She is quite a character, and I was told that she had NEVER dated in her entire life….which could also possibly means she could be a virgin…in so many ways….I was thinking “seriously? Not dated EVER?” How is that even possible…till I met her!

There are reasons why men are attracted to women (or certain things that women do which will definitely turn men off!). As for WL, think she broke every rule there is in “what not to do to turn men off”. For example:

1. Men like women who smells nice…..WL is exactly the opposite! I had told a mutual friend of ours to tell WL about her BO…for her own bloody sake and also ours! (mental note to self: stay away during her menstruation period!)

2. Men (apparently) are attracted to how a woman walks…hmmm…WL does not walk, instead she trots. (OK, WN and I are fixing that for her!)

3. Confidence and EQ ….another key components that men are attracted to. Don’t get me wrong but WL is a very confident woman who has made it for herself (psstt: she owns a bloody Mercedes S class and a successful engineer!) not to mention an attitude of “My way or the highway”. Then again, that sort of confidence could spell trouble as she can be very commanding and demanding. NOT.GOOD! This kind of aggressive confidence normally does translate to rather lower-than-normal EQ……enough said…

4. OK, nothing can be more disgusting that seeing some form of “5 o’clock shadow” just under the armpits! (hmmm….and I wonder if this problem could have led to problem No 1 above….wonder?)

5. Naggers!!!! Men despise that, right? Well, need I say more…..?

Despite it all, I still like WL for who she is. WN and I just need to work through some grooming issues for WL, and fingers crossed, hopefully she will meet a great man because I am a firm believer that we are all made for someone out there……

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