Mystery of our bodies

Do you have friends who can eat a whole cow and still NOT put on weight? And of course there are the unlucky ones like me, who puts on weight SOOOOO easily *try taking just 2 days hols and LOL ! I am suddenly 2x the size!*…..and not forgetting those who are born with such beautiful, athletic, lean muscular built….hais…*when in doubt, blame it on your genes!*

Which by the way is true, apparently we are all built different and genetics. So did a bit of research and discover that we fall into one of these 3 possible body types:

1.Ectomorph – these are the lucky bastards…they can eat all they want and NOT put on a single bloody pound. Like an old Chinese saying…”soak them in oil also cannot put on weight!”

2.Endomorph – Fark lah….this is where I belong…*sob! sob!*….we are the species that will put on weight at the slightest lack of workout or slightest increase in desserts intake! All I need to do is to take 2 days of holidays and behold…PB becomes FB = in Fat Bitch (not Fuck Buddy nor FaceBook!)

3.Mesomorph – Wow!!! Look at those athletic, lean muscular body! Yes..these are definitely the luckiest ones amongst the 3 groups…damn!

But as how Hammy 3 and I discovered, there were actually more ‘Morphs’ that has been recently discovered in this world:

1.HomoMorph – no grand prize for guessing this one! When a guy suddenly discovers the growing fondness for species of the same sex……..

2.LesboMorph – synonymous to HomoMorph….only is the female version…hahahaha!

3.PsychoBitchMorph – need I say more…only exclusive to mua!!!! Hehehehe!

Anyhow, no matter how we look like (or for some people I know who will themselves to death at the gym just because they had ONE fishball!!!), just accept the fact that we are all built differently and enjoy our bodies for what it is….after all…our body is our temple!