Pretty Bears

Hammy 3 and I was at a recent opening of a certain Brit-ish Departmental store in KL lately. As usual, we were thinking - ”Good God, this is gonna be one of those openings, complete with plastic people, some drinks and bites, fake cheek-to-cheek mooching, pretend to look-interested-people and fashion show”.

So, the both of us arrived sharp at 7pm and did the usual – registered ourselves, reception tied a little band around our wrists, we mooched around and watched all the plastics around us do the cheek-to-cheek mooching thingy, drank coke….and so we were just hanging around…bored zzzzzzz…..Then the speeches started, one after another…”Welcome to our Honourable guests, datuks, datins…etc etc etc…..” and the speeches kinda drowned itself amongst the noise surrounding us. Then the fashion show started…*oki..show us something differentlah*….*yah, the clothes are nice, the models are skinny, they walk funny…*….then this happened!!!!!

The male models cat-walked out…:

HAMMY 3: Oi PB! Wake up! Look look! HAWT!!!!

PB: Fuckity fuck! Where did THOSE BOIS come from??! *think Chris Pine, Sam Worthington type*

HAMMY 3: I could so BAHAM them..like now…ON THE STAGE!

PB: Quick camera!! Where is your new sony ericsson??? Drop the damn goodie bag…take peekchas NOW!

HAMMY 3: *struggles to get his camera phone out*…wait waitlah woman! And why u rushing me…they are not your type anyway..u like BEARS remember!…ok…camera’s out…check out those farking ass and those pecks!!!*bites his finger*

PB: QUICK!!!! If you don’t get these pictures, I am sooooo gonna scream murder! OMG! Look at that swagger huney! I like the pretty bois too….(:-p)

HAMMY 3: *Busy shooting with his camera phone*….hahahaha!!! everyone on the blog is going to be soooo jealous when they see this.

Just when we were enjoying the bois….the girls came back on! Damn it! *We want the BOIS! We want the BOIS!*…..yah Hammy 3 and I was just chanting that (in our head lah!) till the BOIS came back on again for another round of show…..awwwwww…..sweet pretty bois! Nah we are not shallow, of course not! We just like occasional eye-candy, especially when they are my type…the Pretty Bears! (Pretty Bears = Pretty Bois + Bears)..hahahahahaaa!