This is my recent obsession with Matthew Morrison aka Mr Schue of Glee. Have you seen such a hawt creature as this?? But, Hammy 3 is sooo convinced that MM is gay…..looking at these pictures…hmmm…one can’t help but wonder…..
*fingers cross, eyes cross, legs cross*…someone plzzzzz tell me that NO WAY in hell is Matthew Morrison gay!
Do you have friends who can eat a whole cow and still NOT put on weight? And of course there are the unlucky ones like me, who puts on weight SOOOOO easily *try taking just 2 days hols and LOL ! I am suddenly 2x the size!*…..and not forgetting those who are born with such beautiful, athletic, lean muscular built….hais…*when in doubt, blame it on your genes!*
Which by the way is true, apparently we are all built different and genetics. So did a bit of research and discover that we fall into one of these 3 possible body types:
1.Ectomorph – these are the lucky bastards…they can eat all they want and NOT put on a single bloody pound. Like an old Chinese saying…”soak them in oil also cannot put on weight!”
2.Endomorph – Fark lah….this is where I belong…*sob! sob!*….we are the species that will put on weight at the slightest lack of workout or slightest increase in desserts intake! All I need to do is to take 2 days of holidays and behold…PB becomes FB = in Fat Bitch (not Fuck Buddy nor FaceBook!)
3.Mesomorph – Wow!!! Look at those athletic, lean muscular body! Yes..these are definitely the luckiest ones amongst the 3 groups…damn!
But as how Hammy 3 and I discovered, there were actually more ‘Morphs’ that has been recently discovered in this world:
1.HomoMorph – no grand prize for guessing this one! When a guy suddenly discovers the growing fondness for species of the same sex……..
2.LesboMorph – synonymous to HomoMorph….only is the female version…hahahaha!
3.PsychoBitchMorph – need I say more…only exclusive to mua!!!! Hehehehe!
Anyhow, no matter how we look like (or for some people I know who will themselves to death at the gym just because they had ONE fishball!!!), just accept the fact that we are all built differently and enjoy our bodies for what it is….after all…our body is our temple!
THESE ARE what I would like to catch when I make my hols to Billabong Beach Resort Ko Samui with the gang in about a month from now! To top it all off, it happen to be a topless beach! And species like these can go topless, bottomless…whatever that is less! Woo Hoo !!! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Immediate objective: get into that bloody hawt bikini from Rip Curl!
Deadline: 1 month!
Focus! Focus! Focus!!!!!
"Do you know who is JWW Birch?" ask my 8 year old nephew YJ
I was stumped for a while *hmmm…JWW Birch sounds familiar…heard it back in school but can’t farking remember now….gotta find a way out of this"
ME: So you know who he is meh?
YJ : You DON’T KNOW, do you, aunty Margaret? *folds his hands as he said this"
ME: Of course, I do…he was this Brit guy who stayed in Malaysia!
YJ : Exactly, who and where he stayed? Dunno leh!!!! Eeeyeerrrr…aunty Margaret never went to school!!! Lalalalaaaaaa
ME: You so smart..u tell me!
YJ: JWW Birch ..let’s see *he seriously put on his glasses at this point ! OMG!!!!*.. He was the first Brit-ish guy who stayed in Perak. You know who killed him and where ah?
ME: *silence…………………………………*
YJ : THINK!!!! (for that split second, I soooo wanted to slap that boy!..errr..cos I always does tell him to THINK before I give him any answers!)
ME : Perak lah!
YJ : Do you want to write this down? He was killed by Datuk Mahhharaja Lela, in Pasir Salak!...aunty...u know u can check from the internet ah!
ME : *didn’t think I believe him*….
Got to wiki straight away to confirm what YJ said….and yes...never doubt a child. YJ was absolutely right…and shame to PB for even doubting him at all!
Has anyone of us ever remembered the last time we ever spoke, let alone, write in our beloved national language? Can’t remember? For some of us, SPM was probably the last we ever touched it.
Apparently it has changed a bit, at least when compared amongst the ‘zaman’ of Hammy 3, EL and mine *hmmm…yes my ‘zaman’ was obviously the oldest given I am by default like almost a decade older than both of them (note: ‘almost a decade’ = ‘9 years senior’). Well over a dinner conversation, all 3 of us realized how much the Bahasa has ‘evolved’, to the point that we have ‘pinjam’ some words from Queen E….and how confusing this has become! Don’t believe me, try this:
*Reformation = reformasi
*Situation = situasi
*Interaction = interaksi
*Galaxy = galaksi
*Reaction = reaksi
*Collection = koleksi
*Baggage = bagasi
*Information = informasi
Etc, etc….you get the drift…interesting as I don’t remember these Bahasa words during my ‘zaman’.
But, guess it much easier to allow the nation the ease to learn the language when it is put in a form that is already easily understood and accepted.
Well, like how we’ve noticed, when in doubt, just add a ‘Si’!!!
