DAMN IT! ISH! FARK! EEEyeeerrrrrr…..the “hawt ball” WHO was supposed to turn up yesterday did not make it to the workshop…!!!!!...hmmm….just when I thought I could have gotten some eye-candy and ‘possi-Ball’ action yesterday in the midst of the workshop that was totally 90% practical…
Ok, guys…you will not be hearing from me for next two days. Why? I will be away messing around with some balls. PB have signed up for 2 day Complete Ball Training as part of my Continuing Education Credits for my ACE (nope, it has nothing to do with ‘that’ sort of ball!....hmmm…although I have been told of a certain hot-model-like guy who will be at this training too!).
So, have a good weekend ahead. Psycho Bitch Chronicles shall return next week!
In the mean time, excuse me, while I figure out which ball to focus on, if truly he is that HAWT!!!
Ha! Another Annoying Orange episode from my 8 year old nephew…hehehe!!
He is very very annoying indeed!!!
Enjoy guys!
This week is gonna be Annoying Orange Week!!!!
My 8 year old nephew introduced it to me….so enjoy! Have a good laugh!!!
“Happy Friday” to all you beautiful people!
Yes, I thought I should end this week with positive vibes, after gone through a shitty week with work and being stalked. *must send positive energy out to get back positive vibes*
Well, if you’ve had a horrible week like mine, time to take a deeeeeeep breath, exhale and let the negative out and soak in the positive stuff.
Let’s end the week on a good and high note!
Enjoy your weekend, people!
“Heya miss…how yer doing?” greeted me as I was leaving KLCC after my class on Monday. A complete unknown stranger, an African to be exact, was trying to chat me up. I had no idea who he was and where the hell he came from. Well, he continued to walk with me as I was headed towards my favourite juice store…..and was just going on and on and on…”Hi I am xxx and I am from France”, blah blah blah……
I completely ignored him and after 10 mins, I realized he was not letting off, I knew I needed an escape route. So I text EA “EA, call me NOW QUICK!’ (I thought if I just started talking with EA, he would leave) Anyway, EA calls, told her what happened and the very first thing she asked was “Eh woman, what u wearing la to have attracted him?” *smacks forehead!*
But anyhow….I WAS WRONG!!!! He continued to ‘stick’ with me…and EA was telling me to get to Isetan security quickly to get help….*and I had never had to walk so quickly in order to get a guy of my back!!!*….BUT he kept tailing and tailing me till I got to Isetan!
Just like out of a Hollywood movie (at this moment Mission Impossible soundtrack was playing in my head!), I frantically looked for a salesgirl nearby and asked for help! (AND mind you, I was still on the phone with EA the whole time planning who to call to come save me!):
EA: Eh maybe we call CYK…he is the nearest to you now
ME: He could be with client now la!!!
EA: No time to think, u call CYK…I call LB…OK…OH wait how about Hammy 3???
ME: Forget, hammy 3…he is too far, I will be dead by the time he gets here!! Never mind, you call LB, I try CYK…
Anyway, my ordeal went on for another good 1 hour as the good salesgirl was trying to help me too. The bastard stayed closed and was keeping an eagle-eye on me, staring at my every move, making sure I was always in view, never out of sight…This was very distressing and I almost could not breathe! (then RPM kicked in…breathe PB! Breathe PB! Focus on the breathing!!!!)
The last straw came when this bastard attempted to speak and cut short my phone call with EA and that was when the Head of Isetan Security swiftly saved me and parked me in their security office….before another one of God’s angels came by to get me …in the form of LB!!!
Well, I am kinda glad that it is over…and more importantly, He certainly had His Angels around me….in the form of EA, LB, the wonderful salesgirl and the Security guys at Isetan…thank u, guys!
Monday mornings….uuurrgghhh…after the long holidays. How’s my Monday so far? Hmmm, it’s only been 4 hours since I woke up (yes, I wake up at abt 5 am everyday!). Interesting random stuffs in the last one hour plus.
Random-ness No 1: A conversation I overheard this morning in the shower cubicle after my RPM. So? What’s the big deal, right? I mean, we ladies are constantly talking ….anywhere and everywhere! But dig this, I could not make out what accents they were. One was speaking in mix of American+Aussie, perhaps?? The other was worse – rojak of American+British+Italian (cos she was rolling her ‘R’ so hard that her tongue was gonna roll all the way to the back of her brains!). Best part of all – BOTH were Chinese. My point being – don’t pretend, just be Malaysian LAH!
Random-ness No 2: Went to CBTL (LB – it does NOT stand for Ci Bai Tu Lan, ok!) (If some of you are still blurr, it is Coffee Bean & Tea Leaves lol). I was waiting for my latte to be ready, when this guy came to refill his coffee. What’s random about that? As we were waiting, he kept digging his nose…whilst holding his coffee cup!!!!! I tell you, he was digging in so hard and deep that I thought his finger was gonna end up in the front lobe of his brains! DISGUSTING!!!!!!EEEWWWWWWWWWWW….I would not want to be the waiter serving him after that….
So, how’s yours been so far? Hope that it was much better than mine….and it will only get better….
How do you know if you are no longer BFF or GF with someone? How would you tell if the very person who USED to be really BFF or GF suddenly ‘looked’ like they are damn farking busy, to be there for you??
Well, after a conversation with one of my friends who was going thru this shit with her so-called BFF or GF and also from my personal experience; we kinda compared notes and came up with this list of “Signs that you are NOT their BFF/GF OR Signs that you are on your way out from being BFF/GF” …..Recognize it when:
1. You suddenly become ‘fillers’ when they only call whilst driving to or after work…*I guess this is their way of minimizing talk-time…cos really, is very easy to come up with “hey, I call u bek, got police” or “hey, I call you bek, turning into basement parking”*…AND they NORMALLY don’t make that call.
2. They start telling you HOW BUSY their schedules have become, and how hard it is to make time to meet up…and blah blah blah blah blah!!!! *Hmmm, funny how they think that they are the only busy people?*
3. They no longer can commit to meet for simple gatherings like lunches, or dinners with friends (even if we gave ample notice!)…”Most likely answer that you will get – “see how la…I let u know later cos I dunno how BUSY work will get or I don’t know what are the plans I have yet”
4. You are the LAST person to know what is happening in their life, worst case scenario, you find out through friend A, who heard it from Friend B…..before it gets to you!...Better still, you discover through FaceBook or MSN updates! That’s when you should get the hint…how far down the friendship ladder you have gone!
5. You didn’t get the contact number when he/she was travelling overseas/outstation….but Friend A or maybe Friend B has it….once again, a great hint as to how far down the friendship ladder you have gone!
6. Conversations is reduced to just MSN chats…..again…minimize face-time and talk-time….easy escape route…cos you can’t actually SEE or KNOW if they are really busy or just not in the mood to talk after a while.
So, there it is…an interesting list to help some of us recognize how much friendships are actually valued by some people whom we once knew as BFF/GF! (or so we thought we knew them well!)
I guess we just got to learn to let go and not be hurt by it…cos they too, have to remember, we will not necessarily be there for them anymore when they decide to come back. So, we just got to move on with our lives..and FARK theirs!
You will not believe how crazeeee I was just now!
Well, it all happened as I was getting to my RPM class at 630pm. As I was preparing to start the class, the biggest horror of all, was right before my eyes….one of my nicely-manicured nails had chipped!!!! *ok, for those of you who don’t know me, I am very, very particular about my nails; look, I get my manicure and pedicure done every week!*. So chipping my nail was a BIG deal!
Anyhow, right after class, got on the phone with my manicurist. LC, IMMEDIATELY…
PB: Hello? LC, I need to see you in 20 mins!
LC: Why ah? I close at 845pm wor, and is now 8pm
PB: No, you wait for me…I just chipped a nail!!!! Cannot wait la…
LC: Aiyoo….ok ok…you come quick, ok?
Came very quickly I did, as I F1-ed my Altis towards LC…dashed into her shop, had only 15 mins before she ‘tutup kedai’!
Hmmm….NOW that my nail is fixed…I am all happeeee….and NO, I am not OCD! I just happen to like things in place, in order….hehehe…
Can someone plzzzzz tell me what is wrong with this picture??
1. The gays are frolicking to me
2. The Lesbos thinks I am one of them…*FOR THE LAST FARKING TIME…I AM STRAIGHT! And if you don’t have that penis growing out of you, stay away!*
3. The straight guys think I am intimidating, some are running away or like some….just disappeared into the thin air…..hmmmm…..
Oh bother! Well, I can choose to make the best out these scenarios, stay happee-go-lucky or get cranky about it…”learn not to question, it is amazing how the universe works”
You won’t believe this…I woke up only at 930 am today (yes, Hammy3, LB, EA…I know this is UNBELIEVEABLE!) (For those of you who don’t know me, my regular wake up time is at about 530am…don’t ask why, ok). And yeah, I admit it, I am very hyper, I can’t sit still even for a second, I am constantly working, thinking, exercising, training my runs, RPM classes every evening, sleeps only 4-5 hours …..just like a hyper hamster running on the wheel non-stop….hence Hammified !!
And today it just hit the wall for me, was physically and mentally tired, exhausted *I can so hear Hammy 3 saying “No shit Sherlock!*…Here I am wondering what the fark was wrong with me lah…slept in so late, missed my PT session…and I still feel like sleeping…aaaargghhhhhh!!!!!
As I mooched around the house with my cuppa coffee, searching for my daily reading from the Big Guy above *ahem! As liberal as I may be, nothing can ever beat my belief and faith in Him*….THIS message came from Him:
“…that sleep and rest are all part of the divine order. Don't make your waking life and responsibilities so important that you neglect the very real benefits of sleep, rest, and dreaming. The night is your time of restoration. It is essential. God made both day and night for a reason.”
Speak about divine intervention, no matter how much I tried, I could not drag myself out of bed this morning. Guess it was HIS way of throwing a brick at me, knocking me out, allowing me to grab that couple more hours of zzzzz time…all I can say is Thank You Lord!...and I mean that from the bottom of my heart!
What are the chances of anyone or anything being struck by lightning?? But…”Seven cows hit by lightning”??...yah…apparently that happened at Sepang yesterday.
We’ve all heard stories of how people get struck by lightning when they were under a tree during lightning and thunder days...*and you wonder why people do things like that?* BUT, then again, I should not question this as this PB was equally guilty of such stupidity or may I say PSCYHO-NESS!!!!
Nope, I did not stand under a tree! Mine was better….I was in the water!HAHAHAHAHA!
This happened couple of weeks back, when I was dying to get into the pool to get my own thinking time. As I was driving to the club, so were the dark stormy clouds *OH NO!!!Cursersssssss…PLS DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE!*. Anyway, being the psycho that I am, arrived at the club, changed and jumped straight into the pool despite feeling raindrops (keep falling on my head) and dark stormy clouds holding their grounds (PB is thinking – well, let’s see who wins this game..hhrrmph!)
Obviously, like my mom always say DO NOT CHALLENGE GOD! cos after only 10 laps, it started to storm real bad and rained heavily. You would think this PB would get out of the water IMMEDIATELY?…hehehe..NAH!...I decided to carry on for another lap, only to reach to the end and see a pair of feet greeting me as I emerge from my last stroke. The Lifeguard! (Damn! Not The Bodyguard??) staring straight down at me, waving his finger and throwing his hands in the air…”Miss, you MUST come out now. Thunder! Lightning!”
Hmmm….with much dissatisfaction and reluctance, that was the end of my swim for that day. But after reading about the cows, I should count my Blessings, huh….
Have you ever wondered how many calories we burn just by doing simple things or chores (and I don’t mean Gym or GX classes!). Well, I decided to do a bit of experiment just now – so I put on my good old Polar Heart Rate Monitor and started with the following chores:
Took a break to write this blog…hmm total calories burned app 183 cals….all in less than 2 hours….not bad! And only a little wee bit of sweat….during papaya cutting time and writing strategy paper….hahahaha!!!
So, my point is this - when you don’t feel like going to the gym (AHEM! AHEM! EA….please take note); you can always have the options of washing your cycling pants, cut papaya, activate those brain cells and scream at some people while working…and still burn SOME calories! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
It is now 1.00 am….am counting *1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 3 sheeps, 4 sheeps, 5 sheeps……got to almost 100 sheeps*…hmmm, still not working lol!
Ok, tried staring at my sister’s fish in her aquarium…also not working!
Tried reading “The 7 Habits of…whatever you call it la”…still not working!
Popped in a DVD about some stupid war movie…I ended up being more critical about the show….am still awake!
Started working on my document….not a good idea at all!!!! I am now even more awake than ever!
Oh fark it…I am just not gonna stress over not being able to sleep….maybe I should just relax….take deep breaths….and perhaps shutting down the laptop now will be a smart move, or perhaps a bloke like Joe Manganiello can put me to sleep, or maybe not! Anyway, this PB is gonna try to get a wink or two. So, good nite ...or should I say good morning!
“The Expendables”….picked up this DVD and thought I’d just laze the night away watching a bunch of 80’s has-been-action-heroes trying to play all young and hunky dory. I mean, really, we are talking about Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Arnie and Bruce Willis ALL rolled into this action-packed movie.
And as I pop the DVD in, I was thinking …damn, I am gonna be watching…..
*bunch of old men trying to play young-super-action-heroes who thinks they still have it*
*bunch of old men having some fun with their guns and knives in their backyard*
*bunch of old men who tries to show that they probably still have the bods*
*bunch of old men who’s trying to re-live their yester-years*
But, anyway, what the hell, I might as well watch it since I refused to do anything that requires the usage of ANY of my brain cells.
However, I was actually quite surprised with the movie (to be honest, I thought I was gonna shut it at the start of the movie!). These guys were actually not too bad, given their age:
*Sylvester actually looks damn good for a 60+ year old man
*Jet Li was actually still as agile and small (in physical size…not what you think it is…doink!)
*Jason still has that bad-boy look and feel
*And I still can’t understand a word from Dolph Lundgren
Altho Arnie and Bruce didn’t have a part with the action bits, I must say it was kinda nice to see the ensemble of all these action-heroes whom I kinda grew up with.
And the best part of the movie was…..it proved just one thing - a woman can certainly rule a man’s life…no matter how much testosterone rules his body. The movie took a twist when the guys, instead of going after the bad General, the boys did the whole brotherhood thingy and helped Sly saved the daughter of the bad General.
Hmmm….men…they do go weak in the presence of beauty after all!
