Read your labels

Ahhh….Grocery shopping…can be very therapeutic. Imagine, you walk the aisle as you check out every other interesting products, brands, watch how people buy, mothers smacking screaming kids..blah, blah, blah….But nothing’s more interesting when you noticed some actually checking out food labels for the nutritional contents…*surprised? Well, I think the truth is, not many of us actually read the nutritional labels*. Quite honestly, for me, I really don’t care…cos if they can sell it, means it is good enuf to be eaten; and as my philosophy goes….”everything in moderation!”

Having said that, I would not mind if the men came with ‘nutritional labels’. I can already imagine what their nutritional labels would carry:

1. Cuteness
2. Muscle mass
3. Body Fat
4. Tastiness
5. How many Kilojoules per action!…*ahem..ladies should remember to wear their heart rate monitor to get an accurate reading of this*

Interestingly, if there was a bloke like this one Joe Manganiello from True Blood, I can already so imagine what HIS nutritional labels would look like:

1. Cuteness – 100%
2. Muscle mass – all muscles and 6 packs!!!
3. Body Fat – body of Greek God!
4. Tastiness – Yummeeeee!!!
5. How many Kilojoules per action?? Hmmm….don’t think any heart rate monitor would be able to measure up!

OMG!!! Think my heart rate just hit the roof…..

Oh Spice me, Huney!

“Ladies, look at me, now look at your man, now look at me, now look at your man…”…OH-MY-FARKING-GAWD!...He is soooo HOT!!! (PB’s classification for this man: Bad-asss-throw-against-wall-sex!)

One of my ex-colleagues, AC, sent me this viral commercial on Old Spice…*dunno if some of you know of this brand, but is one of the most established personal care products for men…but who cares, he is so HAWT in that video!*

Before I even opened my mail, I had 5 bloody missed call from AC…and I was wondering what the hell??? So, decided to call her back and over the phone with AC:

AC: Eh woman, saw the ad on Old Spice I sent you?

Me: Not yet la…just got home…why la so important? Is it gonna make me money???

AC: Quick, go start up yr lappie now!! Sent you eye candy…HAWT and SWEET!!!

Me: OOOhhh……who is it? Who is it? *rubs my hand gleefully as I rushed to start up my e mail…*

AC: Just open the bloody video I sent you…NOW!

Me: Doing it now…PATIENCE!!!!!...*silence for a couple of second…as I opened the video….*…FARK!!! AC, where did u get this??? He can do me NOW……hahahaaaaa! Did you see how perky his ASS is???

AC: NOW you know why I called you soooo many times!...Enjoy!

Yes, enjoy, I did…have been replaying this little clip for quite a while…..*YES..Baby… I can so NOT only look at you…I wanna BAHAM YOU!!!!*…hahahahaha…

So another for the ladies…*ahem…and possibly some of my gay friends* to enjoy!

What to see in a jam..

Was caught in a crawl while mooching my way into the agency; and as always, the curious side of me could not stop but stared and noticed at almost every car that was on either side of me. Interesting stuff you will see….things that people do when they are stuck in a jam; the best part…they have NO IDEA that the next person is observing them…yours truly Psycho Bitch!

Amongst them:

1. Women applying make-up whilst trying to keep a hand on the wheel…hmmm, I hope that the lighting was good enough for them, else……DISASTER!

2. Nose-digging…EEWWWWWWW…..Yes, a guy, mind you, driving a blardy BMW, was actually digging his nose…and I think if he could he looked like he wanted to stick his whole pinky up his nostril!!!!

3. “Sleep-Driving”…yes, I coined this term, especially for people who drive with their seat COMPLETELY declined DOWN! I almost got a heart attack when, at one point, I ALMOST could not see the driver…the chap was actually in a sleeping position…well, ALMOST! How the hell do you see what’s ahead???

4. And lastly, this is the one I MOST PANTANG!!!!....Mothers seated in front with their small kids!!!!HELLO!!!! Didn’t anyone get the memo…danger!!! Car accident , kid flies out of window, DIES! Parents out there, please use that thing in your skull call brain…your kid’s life is in your hands…you gave it to them…don’t be the one to take it away!

Well, that was my little crawl to work…hope tomorrow’s crawl will give me better something to look at…eye-candy perhaps..or someone who looks like this:

Quest for beauty...

“More men into nip and tuck jobs”

“Breast enlargement, botox, liposuction…..”

“Women in their 20’s now clamour for more Botox”

Yes…very interesting news I picked up. Beauty…hmmm…when and where do we start and stop with that? Not only are the women going for plastic surgery, apparently there has been an increase of over 25% with men doing it, and even teenagers have jumped on this bandwagon!...(hmmm, maybe is time I get that liposuction done myself…LOL!)

Over centuries beauty has been defined very differently (I am not even gonna bother with the booorrrinnnng details). My point - what is beauty…is it what you can see, touch and feel? Is it something you see ONLY after you spend a considerable amount of time with someone to find THAT inner beauty?

Nip and tuck jobs to keep your partner happy or to attract the opposite sex ..errr..in some cases ..same sex…*hey, hang on…what happened to nature’s way of helping us to get our partners…THE PHEROMONES??* Or has the competition out there got so strong that we no longer smell each other…*eeewwww….that was not exactly the best thought! Imagine all of us sniffing one another out to find the right partner…hahahahaha!*

Or, are we so caught up with what’s important on the OUTSIDE that we forgot…there is beauty INSIDE …*hey, this sounds like that silly WIMAX radio ad…hahahaha!*

Really, can’t we just enjoy being who we are and try not to mould ourselves into that picture perfect person….cos we will never be satisfied, anyway!

There is so much beauty in the world…it all depends on how you see it…and if you see it around you…just open up those senses and enjoy the beauty surrounding us!

Service with an.....AH!

Did my normal quick run to BSC this morning after my MML class – grocery shopping and also grab my hazelnut latte. Encountered these moments which remind me of why I need to be a lot more PA-TIEN-CE……

PB MOMENT 1:

I was paying for my grocery, footed out my RM50 for a RM 15 purchase….and the instant remark I got from the cashier ….”no small money AH? (with a strong emphasis on AH!)”…..I just stared at her for few seconds, took a deep breath and replied…”all big money I have AH!”

PB MOMENT 2:

After having to deal with “small money” and “big money”, made my way to CBTL (and no, it does not stand for CI BAI AND TU LAN, ok!). Ordered my regular Hazelnut Latte, and told the guy to add a sachet of brown sugar (yes, my sugar level was farking low this morning!).

Was standing by watching the guy make my latte, when he turned to me with this …”all in AH?” (note: emphasis on AH AGAIN!). I bit my tongue, counted till ten and calmly replied…”yesssss, all …in AH!!

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be sar-cy but…just could not help myself!

What happened to “Service with a smile and perhaps proper English”?

Smouldering Hawt!

Need I say more….yumm yummm yummmmmmyyyyy! Robert Downey Jr…..i find him one of the HAWT-EST Hollywood dude!.....smouldering Hawt!

He’s hot one of those “let-me-make-slow-love-to-you” looks!....we need some of these once in a while…although Mario would have been more like “angry-sex” type…hehehe!

Well, ladies, the last of my blog on HAWT men for this week…so enjoy, drool, and dream…..

Hail! The King's Butt!

One of my favourite BUTTS….yuuummmmmyyyyy….Gerard Butler! It was the movie 300 that got me all drooling over this actor!

Check out the ripped body and oohhhhh…..those strong thighs……*Baham! Baham! Baham!*

So, ladies, this is for you…enjoy the King’s Butt!

Butt...me...AGAIN!

Yes, you guys guessed it right! This week’s blog is solely dedicated to the top 4 HAWT-EST men….on my list.

Next for us to drool on is Mario Lopez….*hawt Latino….but acting is questionable…but who cares when you have a body like that! Screw the bloody acting…just show me the bode-y!*

With butt like that, good gawd, I can so baham into it right now……make my day!

DROOL ladies…drool…drool….

Butt me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgy1V8vd7C8

Good Gawd! Scott Herman!!!! Hammy 3 introduced this to me…..and with bods plus looks like that…I want to baham HIS BUTT!!! And he can work mine too…*wink*

Enjoy, ladies! Hope this will make your week…hahahaa!

Just being a....BITCH...again!

Yes, bitch blog day 2!!! Went for a swim tis am, kinda hoping that the water will calm me down. Well, at least it did for the first 10 laps…till a bunch of BIG WHITE WHALES decided to join mua! From calmness, the water turned absolutely-farking-freaking-chaotic!!...Ripples and waves were just being created…and as I ‘battled’ these waves…I wondered if I should have just drove to Desaru Beach and swam….after all, the size of the waves were quite similar!

And of course, one other thing happened as I was driving home….AMBULANCE + SIREN ON means …….u bloody give way TO THEM! And not try to speed up and overtake the AMBULANCE! Remember thisssssss….it could be your loved one in that ambulance…..

Hhhhrrmmphhhh! Now that’s off my chest…I shall continue with my work and hope to work off this bitchi-ness….

Just being a bitch!

I have been up since 5am today and it is now 1030am as I am typing this…yes…this is gonna be a farking BITCH BLOG! Once again, I blame it on “the-time-of-the-month”….

1. If u run into me today and I DON’T smile back, is for very OBVIOUS REASONS…I really don’t like you!

2. If you are gonna whine, AT ALL, about how unfair life is to you, be it about a break-up, how bad your career path looks, if you are fat, not pretty enuf, or even at brink of sinking into depression, I have only this to say to you…GET THOSE OUT OF YOUR HEAD….AND START FOCUSING on what will make you better…STOP WHINING…cos I have been there, bought the sarong and not going back there!

3. For some of you who are slowly and surely, for whatever reasons, sinking into some form of depression or compression or decomposition, time to mooch out of it, ask someone of Higher authority (and I don’t mean your psychiatrist) to give you that strength. In case some of you are wondering, yes PB have been down this path before…and yes, I do play hard love cos if I got out, so can anyone!

4. For crying out loud, if an ambulance have their siren on, plsssssseeeaaasseeee let them through…don’t bloody try to race with them!

5. And to some of you out there, there is something called an indicator light…to SHOW AND INDICATE where you wanna bloody steer your car...use it! Else, cycle!

6. If you suddenly find that my classes are exceptionally harder this week….welcome!

7. And can someone plzzz tell me…who on earth writes lyrics like “Shawnie is a eenie meenie mynie mo lover”????????WTF!!!

8. My master bedroom smells of Pandan leaves…since Saturday!!! Think there is a musang up there…why is he there??? Cos my new neighbor are doing some major reno works and at this point, they are busy tearing down the bloody walls….and the drilling is driving me NUTSSSSS!

9. Which part of I AM ‘BUSY’ on my MSN status did anyone not get it? No matter what status is chosen, especially when you’ve indicated “BUSY”, “AWAY”….msn still flows in…I have even tried writing “AWAY…I AM NOT AT MY LAPTOP”…and they still don’t get it!

10. Lastly, why does Justin Bieber sound like a girl when he sings?

Hrrrmmmphhh…..now that these are off my chest…I am feeling slightly better…momentarily…for now…I hope…maybe…let’s see…