Weird sightings and blabbering

It amazes me when people around us are not fully aware (or maybe they do and just don’t care enough?) of how they behave in public e.g what they wear, things they say etc etc….

Was at Coffee Bean BSC yesterday enjoying my cup of latte and of course getting some work done *ahem! Yes I do work ….i don’t grow money on tress, contrary to popular belief*. And as always, I enjoy watching people come in and out and as they pass me by; more interestingly when these caught my eye….which by the way I would try not to drink my latte incase I kinda choke to death on it:

1. A lady in her late 20’s, perhaps, walked in and immediately everyone at CB just gasped *not in awe, but much disgust*. Reason being?? She was dressed in a very very skimpy short short dress…*which was fine by me*….the shocking part was…she had a pair of panty stockings on…which was obviously NOT a legging! Any slight movement, her black undies was showing….Good GAWD!!!!!Even I was embarrassed for HER!

2. Then a bunch of college girls walks in….*which again makes me wonder…how the hell do these kids afford a CB Latte….I don’t remember having that sort of privilege during my college days!*…ok, anyway, that’s beside the point. What was interesting about them? Swear the shorts they were wearing belonged to their 7 year old sista! And not forgetting the oh-so-wonderful-orange-peel-skin greeting us as they strut their way around CB.

3. And talk about airing dirty laundry in public…oh boy!....did I really get to listen to some juicy stuff. Seated behind me was 2 old guys….and they had no qualms talking about err….*will I be dragged to ISA if I blog about this?*….well..let’s just say they were talking about VERY IMPORTANT POLITICAL FIGURES BOTH RETIRED AND EXISTING…..bad stuff, mind you! Ok, enuf said….the rest are CENSORED….HAHAHA!

So, that was my afternoon yesterday…..and no, I am not being judgemental. Just my observation. At the end of the day, you can be who you want, say what you want as long as you are aware and happeeeeeee about it!

Powderful England!

As I have started blogging only few months back that I felt that I needed to learn from some season bloggers as to how to blog better and write better so that I can improve my blog and I went through many blogs from Blogger and Wordpress but I was having so much difficulty to find good blogs that I can somewhat learn from to improve mine because I didn’t understand some of the writings because there were so much grammatical error that I could not understand what was written and that was frustrating because I spent some amount of time searching and I came across blogs that had only a title entry that made me go “huh?” and some borderline between funny haha and atrocious that I was rolling my eye balls because some did not even have any punctuations that forces you to read a whole paragraph in one bated breath that you could turn blue and hope to live after reading them so that I can continue to enjoy life and blog……*phew and my friends that is how some people are blogging*

Disclaimer: My apologies if you can’t understand what I am blabbering about. This is just PB’s personal opinion and we are ALL entitled to our opinions. Thank you very much!

Oh! slap me baby!

What if a bisexual man wants to bed you? What would you do? Would you accept his proposal for a fling…or maybe more than a fling? Can you accept that he is a bisexual?

Well, PB may have (and Hammy 3 would choose to agree wholeheartedly) just been offered a fling of some sort with EW *Yes, he is bisexual who is a 60/40, which means he is 60% gay..u do the maths for the rest*

So, anyway, the story goes like this. I have known EW for a while, not that looooooonnnggggg, but enough to call a friend lah. I have always known him to be bisexual, much older than me, and most of all, farking rich! *huney, we are talking about someone who can take 3-4 holidays/year, and NO, we are not talking about local holidays…think Italy, Paris, Greece…LOL*

Well, EW has offered ONCE sometime back to hook up but I just kinda brushed it off….but a recent run-in with EW just kinda sparked the whole thing again over dinner just couple of days ago:

EW: So, how are u my dear? Good…well, sorry I have been missing but been away for holiday in Paris…am thinking of Greece next…you wanna come?

PB: Greece …ooohhhh….lovely…Greek men! I could probably get lucky with ‘300’

EW: Why do u need ‘300’? *at this point, EW actually rubbed his leg against mine*…oops sorry, did I kick you? *he reached under the table…….and…..hmmmm”….well, PB…I could do with a feminine company now…I’ve always enjoyed the female companion, you know….

PB: *tweet tweet tweet*…errr…….errr…I will let you know about Greece….

Aiyah!!! What the fark did I just do lah….it was open sesame!!!and what’d I do….I fumbled…fark fark farkity fark!!!!! I could have just lost an opportunity….maybe not..hmmm…would I want to fight with the rest of the world…or should I take it as a compliment…..

Someone, plzzzz slap me …..wake me! Show me the answer….and definitely the money too! Mua hahahahahahahaha…..

Stop these parasites!

Recently I was introduced to a new friend, SD. Nice chap, who use to work in some agency too, but have now since ‘retired’ from it….*mind you at 27 and retired?* …*no, I am not being judgemental but at 27? Come on, life had hardly began yet, let alone experience in work. Maybe he’s got a rich daddy or probably some Cougar keeping him as a toyboy! *

But, anyway, those thoughts aside, we got chatted and this is it:

*He does not have a rich daddy, just an average Joe like you and I. *which again makes me wonder, wat the fark are you ‘retired’?*

*He is currently not working, just doing bits and pieces of work just to get by. *Remind me again…he is 27 and ‘retired’……*

*He’s had job offers but declined them cos they start work too early *errmm like 930am*…and they would not compromise to HIS working hours *which apparently starts after 12pm*

……and his list just went on and on and on……..

And the best part is this, whenever we go out, there seems to be this ‘unwritten rule’ that we pay for him!!!!.....*HELLO!!! Who the fark he think he is?*. Please don’t get me wrong, but Psycho Bitch here is into charity but NOT THIS SORT OF CHARITY!

Well, I decided to kinda embarrassed him yesterday when we met up with couple of friends. The bill arrived, and AS ALWAYS, we picked up his tab! I turned to him with this:

ME: Hey SD, your share today is RMXX, plus what I paid for you the other time, that would total up to about RM XX.

SD: *looking uncomfortable*….oh err…when can I pay u?

ME: What do you mean ‘when’? Huney, normally you pay IMMEDIATELY!

SD: *keeps quiet*…..oh ok ok…I pay you ah….*sheepishly turned away from me*

ME: SD, normally when you ‘retire’, it means you should be able to keep up with your daily life activities without having to ‘wait to pay’ your friends. So, it would be great if you can pay me now, cos I don’t think I am gonna have the chance to see you anytime soon.

Instantaneously, there was this awful sense of quietness amongst us….all staring and trying not to blink or bat an eyelid.

And sadly, one of the girls decided to pay on his behalf, yet again! There may be cures for parasites that thrive amongst us (internally and externally), but, really, how do you get rid of this sort of ‘human parasites’? None, I suppose…….and as long as there are people who ‘help’ them, the vicious cycle repeats.…..

Missing my Baby...

Day 2, without my Blackberry….no more familiar BBM tone, no more e mails notification while I am driving, can’t reply any urgent e mails while on the move when away from my laptop, had to resort back to taking down manual appointments…nor can I msn while sitting in my favourite coffee shop…..

Only time… will heal this loss…….or perhaps another…..

And to the farker who stole my BB, I hope he's enjoying his stay on the throne, and let's hope his ass hasn't got blown away from extreme diarrhea....