Skyline...or no story line?

I caught this movie with Hammy 3 and EA last week.

The verdict ? Think we were better off just watching the trailer.

The movie appears like it just started from the mid section.

There was no story build up.

There was no storyline as to why the aliens came…we were left to some guesswork at the end of the movie…*hmmm…ahhh…they needed our brains to survive… I think…?*

The characters were all not properly developed. It looked like the director and screenwriter just decided to get some “not so well-known guys” together and do a college project.

The movie looked like it was made up from few other movie scenes, e.g

*Scene where the spaceship appears from amongst the clouds – just like Independence Day

*Scene where the fighter jets fighting with the aliens – just like Independence Day…and maybe bits of Star Wars

AAHHH…and not forgetting Cloverfield too!

But guess they probably spent ¾ of their budget on the trailer and special effects that they could not afford a better screenwriter.

Or this was probably one of Hollywood’s filler movie….

Orgasmic Burn

Part 2 of my BIG ‘O’ blog and today is all about how healthy it is to orgasm…*yes…we can all do with a LOT of that!*

Fact no 3:

BIG ‘O’ is found to be good for the heart…YAY! So, for some of us who doesn’t have time to hit the gym for some major cardiovascular workout, at least try to get some sex and climax….cos it will release the hormones DHEA into our bloodstream and it helps keep our arteries and heart strong.

Fact no 4:

Ladies, you will be glad to know that regular orgasm will help strengthen our vaginal muscles and also strengthen our pelvic floor muscles….*AHEM! Trust me…the guys will be happy to know how tight we can get after much orgasm and practice! HAHAHAAA!*

Of course, God is fair – as much as he has given us the opportunity to keep our ‘parts’ healthy, the same is offered to the men – regular orgasm will help our boys lessen the risk of prostate cancer.

So, who else wanna join me and say ‘YAY’ to Orgasm for a Healthy Body?

Orgasmic Speed

I am dedicating this week’s blog to the BIG ‘O’…not Oreo lah…but ORGASM!

Thought I’d share some interesting facts about the BIG ‘O’. So, for today, here goes:

Fact no 1:

Let’s start with definition: Orgasm is derived from the Greek word ‘orgasmos’, which also means to swell with lust!

Fact no 2:

The speed of ejaculation for men during the BIG ‘O’ is about 28mph! (wow! That’s almost like driving on certain stretch of Penchala Link at abt 60km/h!!). And dig this, sperm travels 1 ½ inches every 15 minutes….hmmm…fast swimmers? *

Hmmm…some food for thought the next time when you watch your man climax.…haahahaha!

*Source: Kinsey Institute

Italia ...amore mio!

Italy! Hmmm….after watching Eat Pray Love, I just want to pack my bag and get my ass there….Paris, Venice, Verona…….Personally, I think Italy is one the single greatest repositories of sensorial pleasures on earth. From art to food, stunning to varied countryside, to flamboyant fashion, Italy has it all!

At the mention of Italy, images of hot cappuccino (by the way, I also found out that Italians drink 600 cup/head/year…hmm perhaps that probably explains their warmth and exuberating behavior!), pasta, spaghetti, side-walk cafes, football team….and err…of course the hawt hawt Italian men! Their beautiful architectural building found in Verona, Pisa Cathedral, Leaning’ Tower of Pisa, Colosseum.

Even their names sounds so bloody sexy…”Raphael”, “Rossini”, “Verdi”, “Castiglione”……and all the “inni”s and broccoli-sounding names!

By the way, did you know that Italy means “land of young cattle”? (aha! I can do with some ‘young cattle’…hehehe…Italian ones…and I don’t mean those who roam the fields!)

And if I am gonna head up to Italy, I might was well start learning to pronounce some of these:

1) Amore Mio – my love….*hey you never know when it will come in handy in case I picked up some young cattle*

2) Dolcezza – honey/sugar - *for the same reason above…and I sure hope they were not referring to the food itself*

3) Delizia – delicious one - *again, for the same reason above…and am not referring to the food*…HAHAHAHA!

Such sexy language, isn’t it? But, whatever the language may be, regardless, if I pronounced it right or not, I am sure nothing would beat the body language that none of us could possibly get wrong! After all, terms of endearment may not necessarily be limited to the spoken language only…..hehehe! *wink*

Too many cooks spoiled my toast

How many people does it take to make ONE O’Brian’s Sandwich…*and mind you it was a simple sandwich*…Well, in my case….8 of them, and it took them a good 15 minutes to get me my freaking sandwich!

You could be wondering what the 8 people were doing. It took:

*2 of them to take my order…*of which I had to repeat my order 3 times “Chicken crisp sandwich, no tomatoes, and very toasted”

*3 of them (the same 2 who took my order) to make my simple chicken crisp sandwich

*another 3 of them to take my payment

*from the same 2 who took my order (and also made my sandwich), one of them was cutting the tomatoes like they were in pain….she was cutting it soooo blooodddyyy slow, even the tomatoes are probable yelling “can you finish me up quickly???!!!!” (NOTE: I DID SAY “NO TOMATOES”…hmmmmm)

*another 1 person to have my bread toasted

*another 1 person who was just messing around with the cling wrap, and them get my wrapper ready to place my sandwich in

By the time, I got my sandwich, they were 15 minutes late, had my order wrong…and oh, did I mention that I was the ONLY CUSTOMER AT THAT TIME???