Run Rooster Run!

I started my first run after being off it for about 9 weeks since my operation. How did it go…you may wonder? Let’s just say, it was “helllooooo legs…hellooooooo ground”. Although I must say having been back on the bike earlier helps, but still, there is that slight difference….like feeling the feet hitting the ground again.

No matter what, I will always bounce back. We, Roosters, never know when to give up. We, Roosters are quite a resilient bunch.

I have 3 more weeks to go before I get back into my first race for the year.

“Come on legs…move those running muscles!”

Are you animal enough for me?

Hammy 3 and I was just monkey-ing around couple of days back with the Chinese Animal Zodiac. Both of us have recently met some very interesting characters in and some pretty hot ones too…hehehe. Both of us started to wonder if the Chinese Animal Zodiac thingy and compatibility was true, at least for us.

Well, when I checked mine, apparently I am very compatible with 3 of these animals – Dragon, Snake and Ox! Hmmm….the only problem is with these 3 animals that I know of (and I am referring to the guys I know who falls into these 3 animal sign):

*There is a very good Dragon …and he is gay!

*There is a Snake I know too….but….unfortunately attached….great guy tho…

*Ox…hmmm…met one recently…who happens to be 16 years my junior! (damn HAWT body!!! Ok what would you expect of a young bod huh?)

And there was a Rabbit who came along, but unfortunately Rabbit and I are apparently ‘mortal enemies’.

Really, what options are there? Or should I let these compatibility animal thingy bother me at all (of course, except where the Dragon is concern, there is nothing I can do and I much prefer the great friendship we’ve bonded…at least he understands how a woman feels! Hahahaa)

What the hell….it does not matter what the animal signs tell us, we just need to go with it….read the body language and go with how I feel…if it feels right….

Hello, did u just drop a screw?

Having been at the gym for more than 5 years now, thought I would have seen it all at the gym. However not quite, I must say.

I must admit there are many types of people whom you meet at the gym – the really nice ones, hawt ones, the bad and the ugly, muscle-merries…..but nothing beat this group whom we have labeled as ‘loose-screw’….and I mean LOOSE SCREW…something not quite right with the head type.

Amongst the many ‘loose-screws’, there is this one particular individual who seemed to have attracted much of our attention (not in a good way). The screws that hold her head on seemed to have dropped off…she will do silly things like:

*Drying her undergarments and shoes in the sauna room…

*Gives health advise to other members by telling them that it is currently not healthy to consume the food which we are eating. “Food must not be cooked!”…(Hello…did someone get left behind in ice-age?)

*Use hair dryer to dry her very-wet t shirt…and u know what kind of smell comes from doing this…LOL

Just when I thought “How bad can this get?”….AHA! It did…last week, when I caught her washing ………VEGETABLES in a small container at the water cooler!!! I looked around thinking maybe she was starting her wok somewhere in the changing room to stir-fry it!

Loose-screw or just mad…I really don’t know…

Ambushed!

Ah…my wonderful new neighbor. *Rewind – couple of blogs ago I wrote about a new neighbor who was irritating the shit out of me with their renovation, remember?*

Well, they finally moved in….since Jan 19, 2011. Since then I had only seen them TWICE and that was also by force! What did I mean?

Since they moved in, I got really fed-up that they had purposefully avoided running into me, and mind you, there was not even a “sorry for the ruckus we’ve caused with our renovation”. Seriously, since they moved in, they have NEVER EVER open their windows NOR curtains at all! Are they vampires or something?

So, being the psycho I was, I decided to ‘ambush’ them. OK, they have got a pretty standard routine – husband leaves home at 630am (unless I am standing outside, he delays coming out till I am back in my house), wife starts washing the porch at 930am every day, wife leaves house at 300pm to pick up daughter, husband returns between 700pm – 1100pm.

Since I knew their schedule, I thought…”why not introduce myself since they appear to be having difficulty doing so?”

So, there I was, at 625 am under my porch in the dark, just mooching around, heard my darling neighbor opened his door, came out, beeped his car alarm….and WOOOOLLLAAAA! Out jumped PB…and I said “Good Morning Mr. XXXXX!”…..you should have seen his expression….it was PRICELESS!

With that look on his face, I mooched gleefully back into the comfort of my bed….and set the alarm for 930am round…to wish “Hello Mrs XXXXX”…..