Cougar vs Pussy

AAARRGHHHHH!!!! This is it…I am declaring war….on my neighbour’s cat! This Persian cat have been consistently sleeping on the bonnet of my car for quite a while now. And no, I am NOT HAPPY about it (Hello!!! Scratches! Scratches!). Despite having spoken to my neighbour about it, his bloody cat doesn’t seem to like to go home. It appears that it prefer to sleepover at my place. Almost every other day, I will have to chase him round the compound before it decides to leave.

Well, the last straw was this morning. When I opened my main door to leave for my class, I almost died of suffocation *did some idiot forget to remove the garbage truck outside my house*??? Nope, that farking cat decided to poop into one of my beautiful plants, leaving behind a trail of stinking manure!!!! FARKER!!!!

If it is war he wants, it is WAR he will get! I shall be waiting…..come on kitty kitty kitty kitty….

Disclaimer: For all you animal lovers out there, don’t worry, I am not going to kill it.

The Bad, the Naughty and the Sexy!

I was just chatting with MM couple of days back and how she’s been with her string of boyfriends…and I mean ‘bad boys’…(Sorry MM…I gotta say it again…you are such a sucker for bad boys!)

But then again who wouldn’t be attracted to bad boys? After all they are the Mavericks and Lotharios of our time, who knows EXACTLY how to melt these women and make them squealing for more. What is it about these boys that make us, women, lusting for more? Well, MM and I decided to make a list of “Bad Boys Characteristics”, and this is purely based on our personal experiences.

They seem to have a cavalier attitude and indifference. Unfortunately, some of us THINK that we can change that! (And MM, NO, it is not a maternal instinct!)

These boys also seem to have an overflowing swagger, take-it-or-leave-it approach that leaves us women wanting more. It is their boldness, their slapdash manners and insults of which the women perceives as compliment and is seen as a major turn-on!

And don’t we all love their animal magnetism- especially if he looks anything like Wolverine! Look, we gotta admit they probably know every bloody flirting technique there is, and know exactly how to charm and touch the women both emotionally and definitely physically *ok ok, images of Cam Gigandet from Burlesques Cookie Scene comes flashing by!*

These Romeos are very smart beings. They give us the impression that we are in control, BUT, in actual fact, they are! We don’t like pushovers and for some of us, this reverse psychology seems to keep us at a high!

I guess bad boys are like a form of ‘escapism’ for some of us. Is like a breakaway in our daily mundane lives. They provide the natural high, almost like that adrenaline-high from RPM!

However, it is normally not long before we realize that their deception is exposed. We’ve seen it, been there before, bought the sarong and yet, we keep going back for more!

Well, ladies, as long as you want to play the game, do remember to take care of your hearts. After all, they are not serious about you and when with you, so enjoy the ride if you like the high but remember not to let them shatter your hearts.

Burlesque Cookie Box Scene

Life, as fragile as a flower

An acquaintance passed on today; not very close but we kinda work part-time for the same employer. Though I may not know him that well, but any news of this sort will cause an uncomfortable feeling in so many ways. He had always looked fine, tho he could have been not well and kept it a secret. But such sudden passing shocked all of us. Given my recent medical adventure, it really reminds me how fragile life is. *I could have died on the operating table, right…ANYTHING could have happened!*

Coupled with my recent surgery and now this, I am thinking “what would you do if you were to live your life differently?” “What if you got a second chance, what would you do?” “How would you re-live yr life or would you?”

How would you want to be remembered….

What The Fat!

Hello everyone! Happy Chinese New Year (it still is the season!). We are not quite done with the celebration yet, with another 4 more days to go, which means 4 more days of more eating! Hahaha…yes, for the past week of CNY celebration, the most famous phrase you will hear is…”Oh My Gawd! I have put on so much weight…I feel FAT!”

Well, this happens EVERY year, so stop complaining and might as well enjoy it. You can always drop those pounds after the whole celebration is over in the next 4 days…till then continue to stuff in those tarts, cookies, more lunches and dinners!

Hoppity Bunny New Year!

Here’s wishing everyone, of all races, any beliefs, various cultures, a very Hoppity Bunny Chinese New Year!

Psycho Bitch will be taking a short Chinese New Year break…catch u guys next week! Cheerios!