Weird sightings and blabbering

It amazes me when people around us are not fully aware (or maybe they do and just don’t care enough?) of how they behave in public e.g what they wear, things they say etc etc….

Was at Coffee Bean BSC yesterday enjoying my cup of latte and of course getting some work done *ahem! Yes I do work ….i don’t grow money on tress, contrary to popular belief*. And as always, I enjoy watching people come in and out and as they pass me by; more interestingly when these caught my eye….which by the way I would try not to drink my latte incase I kinda choke to death on it:

1. A lady in her late 20’s, perhaps, walked in and immediately everyone at CB just gasped *not in awe, but much disgust*. Reason being?? She was dressed in a very very skimpy short short dress…*which was fine by me*….the shocking part was…she had a pair of panty stockings on…which was obviously NOT a legging! Any slight movement, her black undies was showing….Good GAWD!!!!!Even I was embarrassed for HER!

2. Then a bunch of college girls walks in….*which again makes me wonder…how the hell do these kids afford a CB Latte….I don’t remember having that sort of privilege during my college days!*…ok, anyway, that’s beside the point. What was interesting about them? Swear the shorts they were wearing belonged to their 7 year old sista! And not forgetting the oh-so-wonderful-orange-peel-skin greeting us as they strut their way around CB.

3. And talk about airing dirty laundry in public…oh boy!....did I really get to listen to some juicy stuff. Seated behind me was 2 old guys….and they had no qualms talking about err….*will I be dragged to ISA if I blog about this?*….well..let’s just say they were talking about VERY IMPORTANT POLITICAL FIGURES BOTH RETIRED AND EXISTING…..bad stuff, mind you! Ok, enuf said….the rest are CENSORED….HAHAHA!

So, that was my afternoon yesterday…..and no, I am not being judgemental. Just my observation. At the end of the day, you can be who you want, say what you want as long as you are aware and happeeeeeee about it!

Powderful England!

As I have started blogging only few months back that I felt that I needed to learn from some season bloggers as to how to blog better and write better so that I can improve my blog and I went through many blogs from Blogger and Wordpress but I was having so much difficulty to find good blogs that I can somewhat learn from to improve mine because I didn’t understand some of the writings because there were so much grammatical error that I could not understand what was written and that was frustrating because I spent some amount of time searching and I came across blogs that had only a title entry that made me go “huh?” and some borderline between funny haha and atrocious that I was rolling my eye balls because some did not even have any punctuations that forces you to read a whole paragraph in one bated breath that you could turn blue and hope to live after reading them so that I can continue to enjoy life and blog……*phew and my friends that is how some people are blogging*

Disclaimer: My apologies if you can’t understand what I am blabbering about. This is just PB’s personal opinion and we are ALL entitled to our opinions. Thank you very much!

Oh! slap me baby!

What if a bisexual man wants to bed you? What would you do? Would you accept his proposal for a fling…or maybe more than a fling? Can you accept that he is a bisexual?

Well, PB may have (and Hammy 3 would choose to agree wholeheartedly) just been offered a fling of some sort with EW *Yes, he is bisexual who is a 60/40, which means he is 60% gay..u do the maths for the rest*

So, anyway, the story goes like this. I have known EW for a while, not that looooooonnnggggg, but enough to call a friend lah. I have always known him to be bisexual, much older than me, and most of all, farking rich! *huney, we are talking about someone who can take 3-4 holidays/year, and NO, we are not talking about local holidays…think Italy, Paris, Greece…LOL*

Well, EW has offered ONCE sometime back to hook up but I just kinda brushed it off….but a recent run-in with EW just kinda sparked the whole thing again over dinner just couple of days ago:

EW: So, how are u my dear? Good…well, sorry I have been missing but been away for holiday in Paris…am thinking of Greece next…you wanna come?

PB: Greece …ooohhhh….lovely…Greek men! I could probably get lucky with ‘300’

EW: Why do u need ‘300’? *at this point, EW actually rubbed his leg against mine*…oops sorry, did I kick you? *he reached under the table…….and…..hmmmm”….well, PB…I could do with a feminine company now…I’ve always enjoyed the female companion, you know….

PB: *tweet tweet tweet*…errr…….errr…I will let you know about Greece….

Aiyah!!! What the fark did I just do lah….it was open sesame!!!and what’d I do….I fumbled…fark fark farkity fark!!!!! I could have just lost an opportunity….maybe not..hmmm…would I want to fight with the rest of the world…or should I take it as a compliment…..

Someone, plzzzz slap me …..wake me! Show me the answer….and definitely the money too! Mua hahahahahahahaha…..

Stop these parasites!

Recently I was introduced to a new friend, SD. Nice chap, who use to work in some agency too, but have now since ‘retired’ from it….*mind you at 27 and retired?* …*no, I am not being judgemental but at 27? Come on, life had hardly began yet, let alone experience in work. Maybe he’s got a rich daddy or probably some Cougar keeping him as a toyboy! *

But, anyway, those thoughts aside, we got chatted and this is it:

*He does not have a rich daddy, just an average Joe like you and I. *which again makes me wonder, wat the fark are you ‘retired’?*

*He is currently not working, just doing bits and pieces of work just to get by. *Remind me again…he is 27 and ‘retired’……*

*He’s had job offers but declined them cos they start work too early *errmm like 930am*…and they would not compromise to HIS working hours *which apparently starts after 12pm*

……and his list just went on and on and on……..

And the best part is this, whenever we go out, there seems to be this ‘unwritten rule’ that we pay for him!!!!.....*HELLO!!! Who the fark he think he is?*. Please don’t get me wrong, but Psycho Bitch here is into charity but NOT THIS SORT OF CHARITY!

Well, I decided to kinda embarrassed him yesterday when we met up with couple of friends. The bill arrived, and AS ALWAYS, we picked up his tab! I turned to him with this:

ME: Hey SD, your share today is RMXX, plus what I paid for you the other time, that would total up to about RM XX.

SD: *looking uncomfortable*….oh err…when can I pay u?

ME: What do you mean ‘when’? Huney, normally you pay IMMEDIATELY!

SD: *keeps quiet*…..oh ok ok…I pay you ah….*sheepishly turned away from me*

ME: SD, normally when you ‘retire’, it means you should be able to keep up with your daily life activities without having to ‘wait to pay’ your friends. So, it would be great if you can pay me now, cos I don’t think I am gonna have the chance to see you anytime soon.

Instantaneously, there was this awful sense of quietness amongst us….all staring and trying not to blink or bat an eyelid.

And sadly, one of the girls decided to pay on his behalf, yet again! There may be cures for parasites that thrive amongst us (internally and externally), but, really, how do you get rid of this sort of ‘human parasites’? None, I suppose…….and as long as there are people who ‘help’ them, the vicious cycle repeats.…..

Missing my Baby...

Day 2, without my Blackberry….no more familiar BBM tone, no more e mails notification while I am driving, can’t reply any urgent e mails while on the move when away from my laptop, had to resort back to taking down manual appointments…nor can I msn while sitting in my favourite coffee shop…..

Only time… will heal this loss…….or perhaps another…..

And to the farker who stole my BB, I hope he's enjoying his stay on the throne, and let's hope his ass hasn't got blown away from extreme diarrhea....

Bye Bye Berry!

Disaster!!! I just lost my Blackberry today when I was at KLCC….BOO HOO! BOO HOO!

Happened when I left my BB at San Fran..yes…PB walked out of San Fran to Maxis, and within 5 minutes realized that my BB was not with me, I frantically hurried back to San Fran.

Only to be greeted with a very abrupt “Didn’t see your Blackberry” response from one of their staff when asked “did u see my phone on that table”…..hmmm….btw did you notice I didn’t ask if they had seen my Blackberry??

Enough said…I don’t want to assume anything…but to the farker who stole my phone…I hope you will enjoy using my BB…..whilst having major diarrhea on your throne….for as long as you breathe!!!!

For now, I shall mourn the demise of my Blackberry…….*boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo!!!*

Lights on, no one's home!

Who says an idle mind is a devil’s playground? Well, not as far as I am concerned, as aptly proven today. I had one of those “got work to do but refuse to do anything” moments…could be just Monday Blues! So, what did I do? I did EXACTLY that – refuse to do anything although I had pile of work staring back at me!

Guess what I did? I played “farking-mind-creativity”. Basically, just take any normal day-to-day objects, then try to see what else can you do with it. For example:

1. Spaghetti (other than eat it):

* you could bunch it up and make it your personal table duster!

* string them together and make accessories like necklace and bangles

2. Sponge

* you could tie them under your feet….and wear them as “sponge-lippers” (sponge + slippers) when around wet areas

* join few of them together and use it as a small pillow

3. Elasterplast/Handyplast

* put it other way round your finger, and use the sticky area to clean the dust off your laptop!

* stick a few or many of them (especially the colourful ones) to create pretty décor wallpapers

4. Extension cord

* cut them in few pieces to look like flower stalk, stick some colourful papers at one end…and ta da! We get pwetty flowers!!!

* use it as a dog / kitten leach

5. Chopsticks

* Glue the top half together leaving the bottom open…and use it as photo holders!

* Stick it up someone’s ass!!!!! Hahahahaha!

Well, that was as far as I went cos my mobile started to ring ‘profusely’ and when your mom calls you for the 20000th times, you had better bloody answer it!

So, anyway, go ahead, have some fun guys…find things around us…and let that creativity flow…..enjoy!

Pole me, Babeeeeee!!!

http://www.polechampionship.com/#/steve-griffin/4541720303

Eat your heart out ladies!!! Check this guy out….I WANNA BE THE POLE!!!!!

Enjoy! Delight! Feast your fiery eyes and burning desire on Steven Griffin…cos any man this HAWT can surely pole me!

p/s: errmmm….my gaydar kinda going….pink parade!

"How may I help u?"

Everyone of us at some point in our life have made that ONE phone call before…and I am referring to phone orders *and I don’t mean phone sex, ok*. Remember 755-25-25? And some other recent new numbers, *which by the way, I cannot remember*

Anyway, one of those days, and one of those moods, I decided to call Mr Ronald McDonald to order in some sinfully fast food – over the telephone:

PB: Hi, I would like to make an order, pls?

McD : goodafternoonmaamhow may ihelpuplease?

PB : *stunned for 5 sec*….ok, can I have a McD Fried Chicken, original only, ala carte

McD:yesmaamandwouldyoulikesomefriedtogowithyourorderormaybe adrinktoo?

PB: *stunned yet again*….*Good gawd…I cant hear a damn thing she’s been saying*…er…no fries for me, thanks

McD : howabtsomefries?

PB: *ello….ello*..no, pls tell me how much is it?

McD : thatwillbe23ringgit05cents

Yes, so is my experience with this order in. I could not hear her cos her sentences has no bloody pause nor full stops. So how did I tackle it…by just simply hoping that she got my orders right!

Sleepy Balls

World Cup….finally over! No more silly octopus predictions! *OH HOW I HATE THAT SQUID!* Don’t get me wrong. I luv every bit of World Cup especially when my favourite teams like Germany and Brazil were playing…that is till that farking sotong predicted them OUT!*Hope Paul lands itself in some Japanese restaurant soon!*

Look guys, I am noooo football expert. Come on, the ONLY reason I watch 22 guys running after ONE ball…hmmm…is really for those hawt bods, ok. Well, having said that, as duh with football as I am with IT, last night’s Final match, in my opinion, was quite a disaster. My 2 cents worth:

1. Aren’t passing the ball to your team mates is suppose to be a smooth transition, eg precise, accurate….and eyes on the BALL?? What I saw was sloppiness, inaccuracy and definitely few missed catches.

2. It is a sports team, right? But there was that moment of desperation where I noticed one of the Dutch players futile attempt to score a goal from some god-forsaken distance…and not looking out if any of his team mates were around to help! Quite honestly, I didn’t see any strategy from either team…it was free for all….where the ball went…they all bunched up together!

3. OMG! The number of yellow cards and one red card given out! We could have started a side bet with “let’s guess how many more yellow cards can each team get?” LOL! *at the rate the cards were being collected, they might as well just give each player a card!*

4. At one moment I seriously thought I was watching a bunch of hooligans playing football – my goodness, the number of elbowing, kicks in the solar plexus, stamping on hammies, quads and god knows where else!

5. “And the OSCAR goes to……*drum roll*….the Spaniards!!!!” I must say all the falling and tumbling, and those awfully painful looks makes them the sure winner!

Well, so much for World Cup. For me, it did not end on a high. There was more fun watching the teams in semi-finals, and definitely more excitement watching Germany thrash Argentina and also Germany vs Uruguay…..*in case u have yet to notice, I am a BIG German fan*…am telling you, that is one team to watch out for in the next World Cup, given this is a very young team…and many good looking Germans too *wink*

Till then….*yawn*…sleepy HOLA!

Tick...tick...still ticking...

Ok…I am still PMS-ing! Nothing is more irritating than waiting for the red sea to flood the banks! AAARRGHHHHHHHHHH….WHERE IS THE PLUMBER??? I feel like a time-bomb waiting to explode!!!

Only women can understand this feeling. I mean, every little damn thing just does not seem right. *why doesn’t my neighbor park his car properly? Can someone plzzzz shut the farking dog up? Can’t anyone drive properly? I can’t scream at my clients! Etc etc etc!!!*

Everything seemed out of place. The usual sweet taste of Baskin Robbins is also not working. I was staring at my favourite bar of Godiva….and I had no reaction of any sort! The tongue feels numb! Uuurrgghhhhh

What do I do? I guess I would just have to wait it out!...anytime soon for the bomb to go, hopefully!

P-sycho-MS-ing...

Yes, is the time of the month again! I am PMS-ing, I am easily irritable….cos every damn thing seems to irritate the shit out of me. And for some reason, driving in the last few days seemed to have fired up my irritations wee bit more. And among the irritations are these:

1. The old and aged should NOT be allowed on the road. Just yesterday, an old man in a Kancil was attempting to see if his car could withstand impact if he ran into my Altis…BY DRIVING HEAD ON WITH ME! And when I hooted him…he dared gave me a stare…and u know wat, I didn’t care…I showed him my middle finger!*DO NOT MESS WITH A PMS WOMAN!*

2. Can someone plzzzz remind me again? The extreme right lane is for wat kind of speed??? I was following turtle-driver moving at nothing more than 40km/hr….. aaaarggghhhhhh!

3. How many people are allowed in the driver seat? The last I checked was only ONE! On my way back from a meeting this afternoon, I saw a father driving with his young daughter in front of him!!!! Good God! One of my friends actually lost her daughter exactly in this kind of stupid situation!

4. Lines that divide the lanes…best thing ever created – so that drivers know EXACTLY which lane they wanna stay in…till u run into drivers who decides to drive ON the line!!!!

Ok, breathe PB…is only PMS…IT WILL PASS!!!! Someone call the plumber,plzzzzz!!!!

Work sucks!

“Seriously, do I REALLY want to work tonight….3 Strategy papers to complete by Wed!”

I don’t care if I sulk…truth is…”Work sucks!”…*although I’d rather be sucking on some other body part found only on men!*

Just a gentle reminder to myself: “Client pay my bills! Client pay my bills! Client pay my bills!

Ok…time to start WORK….*SIGH*

Be 'Happily contagious'!

It’s been a tiring week…both mentally and physically for me…and surely for many of us too. Having to deal with work, family, idiotic bosses and clients alike…and it is very easy to start feeling down as the week progressed.

But guess what, end of the week is here! And is really up to us how we choose to end the week amidst the ugliness or people who’s made you felt like shit or upset or whatever lah!

So, I have chosen to end this week and start the next week with a happy smiley attitude…*honestly…I really don’t give a shit if you had a bad week, bcos I know, for sure, it will come to pass*

Remember, YOU make that choice of how you want to feel…no one else can! So have a good weekend, folks!