Psycho Bitch Chronicles

Working gurl!

2011-10-19T16:37:00.000-07:00

Hello, hello….it’s been a while since I updated PB Blog. Yes, been busy much. Deciding on the next move in my life, of which a decision which was signed, sealed, delivered couple of weeks ago now sees PB back into the corporate world…well at least “semi-return”.

What am I rumbling about, you wonder? I am back into the corporate club….back into the advertising agency. Well, at least trying to. I am starting off with a 3 days/week for next 3 months. Sort of ease myself back into the corporate system and try not to shock myself! Even putting on my make-up and deciding what to wear on day 1 was hell….after 4 years of just donning on cycling jerseys, casual clothes and t-shirts!

Anyway, today is Day 2. Let’s see how I will perform…psychologically….

My Fair Lady

2011-08-20T18:49:00.000-07:00

Recently I was introduced to WL, a not-so-young-anymore lady from a gym. She is quite a character, and I was told that she had NEVER dated in her entire life….which could also possibly means she could be a virgin…in so many ways….I was thinking “seriously? Not dated EVER?” How is that even possible…till I met her!

There are reasons why men are attracted to women (or certain things that women do which will definitely turn men off!). As for WL, think she broke every rule there is in “what not to do to turn men off”. For example:

1. Men like women who smells nice…..WL is exactly the opposite! I had told a mutual friend of ours to tell WL about her BO…for her own bloody sake and also ours! (mental note to self: stay away during her menstruation period!)

2. Men (apparently) are attracted to how a woman walks…hmmm…WL does not walk, instead she trots. (OK, WN and I are fixing that for her!)

3. Confidence and EQ ….another key components that men are attracted to. Don’t get me wrong but WL is a very confident woman who has made it for herself (psstt: she owns a bloody Mercedes S class and a successful engineer!) not to mention an attitude of “My way or the highway”. Then again, that sort of confidence could spell trouble as she can be very commanding and demanding. NOT.GOOD! This kind of aggressive confidence normally does translate to rather lower-than-normal EQ……enough said…

4. OK, nothing can be more disgusting that seeing some form of “5 o’clock shadow” just under the armpits! (hmmm….and I wonder if this problem could have led to problem No 1 above….wonder?)

5. Naggers!!!! Men despise that, right? Well, need I say more…..?

Despite it all, I still like WL for who she is. WN and I just need to work through some grooming issues for WL, and fingers crossed, hopefully she will meet a great man because I am a firm believer that we are all made for someone out there……

Oh ! that is so embarassing!

2011-08-06T19:23:00.000-07:00

Embarassing moments? Haven’t we all gone through some?

Well, I had my fair share of embarrassing moments too, and is fun to just look back and have a good laugh at myself (although it was embarrassing when it happened):

1. I had tried taking money from ATM with my gym membership card (hmmm…sounds familiar?)

2. Made a call to a different Jacqueline (reminder to self: please edit Jacqueline’s name on mobile and save it differently), and spoke for a good 1 minute before realizing it was not the Jacqueline I had meant to call (and I was wondering why she had no idea what I was talking about)

3. Left one early morning to buy coffee in my boxer shorts….and was completely oblivious till I had GOT HOME!

4. For some strange reasons, attempted to give my favourite juice store my gym membership card whilst collecting my juice drink. (you don’t want to know her look ……by the way, she is gay and she probably thought I was trying to hit on her by giving her a free gym membership!)

5. This is probably one of those moments every woman will connect with….have you ever packed your bags for gym and totally forgot one of the other undergarments (or both in my case!)……need I say more?

Take some time peeps, look back and enjoy your funny (or embarrassing) moments…depending on how you choose to see them!

p/s: please feel free to drop me a line or two of your funny (or embarrassing moments) too…laughter is to be shared!

I am who I am

2011-07-17T08:33:00.000-07:00

Well, for those of you who know me well, you know I have always been a larger-than-life person, free-spirited, exuberant and nothing-seems-to-daunt-me type personality!

I never realized that just being THOSE can be difficult for some people to handle. I have never meant any harm to people (although occasionally I do go psycho on idiots who irritate the shit out of me!)

Ok, wait a minute, I am not going emo here…..is just that this was pointed out to me recently and it’s been disturbing for me. Should I even care?

This is who I am and if you like me, like me for who I am……

I am back!

2011-07-09T20:21:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone! Psycho Bitch is still alive and well. I have been busy with my dad, who’s just had a heart bypass and is now nursing at home. So, kept my blog under the radar for a while.

Nevertheless, hope you guys have been keeping yourself in high spirits too!

Now that things are a lot more settled, it is time to bring Psycho Bitch back to life!

So, expect few more blogs coming up soon….

Good Old Daddy...

2011-06-14T20:54:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone! Yes, Psycho Bitch is still alive, very much so. Wondering why PB have gone silent for so bloody long eh?

Well, my dad was admitted to hospital 4 weeks ago….matter of the heart, again. And he just had his bypass last week….all went well, recovering steadily and rapidly. My dad is completely like a new person. Almost like a new lease of life given to him! Thank God and to those of you who’s been praying for him!

Searching for myself

2011-05-24T19:50:00.000-07:00

Have you ever tried googling yourself…or anyone for that matter?

While having my coffee this morning, I decided to google search myself. OMG! Seriously, speak about the age of internet! There WERE information about me, how to locate and contact me! Even my bloody Twitter account was available…lol! There were even pictures of me from my first triathlon…scaryyyyyy!!!

Oh, I googled for Hammy 3 and LB….yep, found you guys too!

Privacy? Whatever happened to that???

I am not alone...

2011-05-10T19:37:00.000-07:00

Those who know me personally…can vouch that I can be quite OCD (Hammy 3…note keyword “quite”). Nooooo….I am not completely OCD to the point where I must wash my hands 10,000 times, or check the door shut 5x.

But, at times, I can drive some people mad, ie…like making sure my bags NEVER EVER touches the floor, my toilet roll must face a certain way, my mobile must never face down..etc etc etc…

Just when I thought nobody can be more OCD than me…AHA! How wrong I was when I came face to face with an OCD counterpart couple of days back at my manicurist’s.

JY (my beloved manicurist) and I were happily chatting as she was doing my manicure, when she suddenly startled me with “OH SHIT! 10 minutes more…FARK….she coming lah!!!”

And here I was shocked with the sudden exclamation, soon discovered that one of JY’s most OCD client was swinging by.

This was what JY HAD to do before MISS OCD arrived:

1.Wipe down the sofa….with disinfectant…AND MIND you, JY had to make sure that the disinfectant ‘smell’ stayed on for as long (and as strong) as it can, else MISS OCD will throw a hissy fit!

2. Scrub down the sink (where we soak our feet for pedicure) with Dettol…over and over and over again…THEN spray it with more disinfectant.

3. Take out MISS OCD’s ‘own’ cushion from the store….

4. Disinfect the door handle!!! (I subsequently found out that MISS OCD opens the door with her elbows, not her hands! Else she will scrub down like crazeeeee)

5. Poor JY even had to spray her place with room disinfectant (one of those thingy from Ambi Pur)

I could see the stress in JY’s face…and apparently all of these were only for PRE-ARRIVAL of MISS OCD! Yes, I was told there is normally more stuff to do when she ARRIVES……well fortunately for me, I didn’t get to stay and meet MISS OCD.

However, is good to know I am not alone and there are worse cases out there…..

Eeewww...dirty dirty!

2011-04-26T20:09:00.000-07:00

The gym….a place where we all go sweat out our fats, pressure from work and for some of us, pleasure from the pain inflicted upon ourselves.

But, have you ever wondered about gym cleanliness? After all, you get 1001 blokes and chicks using every goddamn machines and apparatus, coupled with their very sweaty hands (depending on your luck, the guy may not even have washed his hands after pee pee) and bods.

I could, more or less, through observation point out areas in the gym where it could be listed as the few dirtiest, or should I say ‘germ-iest’!

Here goes:

1. Mats – have you ever seen number of bodies that lie on those mats?

2. Dumbells, barbells, weight machines – if the guy before you had washed his hands after pee pee, then is slightly better. Else, just imagine all those hands (god knows where they have all been!).Better yet, if the guy before you, out in a pair of really, really short tight underwear……suggest you bring a bottle of Dettol to disinfect that seat!

3. Bicycle seat – I don’t even wanna go near this one….the number of sweaty ass……hope you clean your bikes before jumping onto it!

4. Toilets and shower – do you really want me to elaborate on this? I am sure for those of us who hang out at the gym, we have seen what we don’t need to see.

So, the next time you are at the gym, think about the hygiene and maybe walking around with a packet of disinfectant wipes would be a great idea!

Not that Energized!

2011-04-17T19:49:00.000-07:00

Did my first race after my operation last Saturday – The Energizer Night Run 2011. I ran ok, not too bad for someone who hasn’t run for good 2 months.

But what was even more disappointing was not my run, but more of the organizer. It was such a poorly organized marathon that I have encountered personally.

*The first water station encountered was at the 4^th km mark…hmmm…normally there would be one in sight at the 2km mark…you cannot assume that everyone in the race are experienced runners and that they can wait till 4km mark to hydrate.

*Surprisingly what was at the 2km mark was a St John’s station for runners to ease their cramps…seriously…at the 2km mark…plzzzz…we were just warming up!

*Water was not served in cups. Instead we had the options of either grabbing a 1.5litre bottle or can/s of Gatorade!!!! Goodness gracious…how do u expect us to finish the 1.5 litre bottle of water at one go???!!! You damn stupid organizer! Hence, can we all imagine the wastage and ALLLLLLL the plastic bottles thrown in the circuit!

*As we cross the finish line, there was not even a MILO van in sight nor water nor Gatorade! (And I found out much later that all of these were parked behind part of the building, where you will first need to fight the damn 2km queue for Goodie Bag, BEFORE you get to the drinks!). In most races, these are all available and IN SIGHT couple of meters away FROM the finishing line!

*I don’t even wanna talk about the Goodie bag collection…let’s not even start!

All I know is I paid RM 50 for entry fee, RM 10 for farking parking in some stupid palm oil estate which had no proper lighting, RM 15 for toll, RM 15 for petrol…..

To the Energizer Night Run organizers and the brand owners….do you seriously think you will be getting the same support from the runners in 2012? Think again….

Serious shit!

2011-04-04T21:22:00.000-07:00

Is there truly such a thing as “mental strength”? What is the relation between mental strength and how much the physical body can take, not seeing a finishing line, just focused on taking the next step?

We have all seen how world class athletes do it…pushing that last mile, enduring all pain (and joy at the end). Let’s not even talk about the able-bodied athletes…how about the Paralympics? Thomas Edison and his 1000 light bulbs experiment…before he got that ONE bulb. Film producers who’s had multiple failures before that one film breaks it for them. Those who are less fortunate who’s had to fight their way all of their lives for things we take for granted.

Do most of us draw our own ‘finishing line’? Or is there any ‘finishing line’ at all for some of us? How far will your ‘mental strength’ take you? How will it determine where you draw your ‘finishing line’? Will you ever ever give up?

Think about it, if you have set your mind to it, the body will follow….perhaps…if only you will allow it to…

Are we back on track already?

2011-04-04T00:38:00.000-07:00

No, the PB is not dead yet…*no...PB had not been lazing around either…wish I was!* have just been so busy last one week. Did my TRX training and have been very busy with trying to get a hang of it. To top it all up, was also busy trying to get my run back in tempo.

I was also supposed to have gone to Hanoi last week with Hammy 3, but due to some unforeseen circumstances, I had to give up the farking trip…AAARGGHHHHH!!!!!WTF!!!!

Anyway, I have to focus on my first run in 2 weeks time….wish me luck!

Run Rooster Run!

2011-03-27T20:18:00.000-07:00

I started my first run after being off it for about 9 weeks since my operation. How did it go…you may wonder? Let’s just say, it was “helllooooo legs…hellooooooo ground”. Although I must say having been back on the bike earlier helps, but still, there is that slight difference….like feeling the feet hitting the ground again.

No matter what, I will always bounce back. We, Roosters, never know when to give up. We, Roosters are quite a resilient bunch.

I have 3 more weeks to go before I get back into my first race for the year.

“Come on legs…move those running muscles!”

Are you animal enough for me?

2011-03-17T17:45:00.000-07:00

Hammy 3 and I was just monkey-ing around couple of days back with the Chinese Animal Zodiac. Both of us have recently met some very interesting characters in and some pretty hot ones too…hehehe. Both of us started to wonder if the Chinese Animal Zodiac thingy and compatibility was true, at least for us.

Well, when I checked mine, apparently I am very compatible with 3 of these animals – Dragon, Snake and Ox! Hmmm….the only problem is with these 3 animals that I know of (and I am referring to the guys I know who falls into these 3 animal sign):

*There is a very good Dragon …and he is gay!

*There is a Snake I know too….but….unfortunately attached….great guy tho…

*Ox…hmmm…met one recently…who happens to be 16 years my junior! (damn HAWT body!!! Ok what would you expect of a young bod huh?)

And there was a Rabbit who came along, but unfortunately Rabbit and I are apparently ‘mortal enemies’.

Really, what options are there? Or should I let these compatibility animal thingy bother me at all (of course, except where the Dragon is concern, there is nothing I can do and I much prefer the great friendship we’ve bonded…at least he understands how a woman feels! Hahahaa)

What the hell….it does not matter what the animal signs tell us, we just need to go with it….read the body language and go with how I feel…if it feels right….

Hello, did u just drop a screw?

2011-03-09T23:14:00.000-08:00

Having been at the gym for more than 5 years now, thought I would have seen it all at the gym. However not quite, I must say.

I must admit there are many types of people whom you meet at the gym – the really nice ones, hawt ones, the bad and the ugly, muscle-merries…..but nothing beat this group whom we have labeled as ‘loose-screw’….and I mean LOOSE SCREW…something not quite right with the head type.

Amongst the many ‘loose-screws’, there is this one particular individual who seemed to have attracted much of our attention (not in a good way). The screws that hold her head on seemed to have dropped off…she will do silly things like:

*Drying her undergarments and shoes in the sauna room…

*Gives health advise to other members by telling them that it is currently not healthy to consume the food which we are eating. “Food must not be cooked!”…(Hello…did someone get left behind in ice-age?)

*Use hair dryer to dry her very-wet t shirt…and u know what kind of smell comes from doing this…LOL

Just when I thought “How bad can this get?”….AHA! It did…last week, when I caught her washing ………VEGETABLES in a small container at the water cooler!!! I looked around thinking maybe she was starting her wok somewhere in the changing room to stir-fry it!

Loose-screw or just mad…I really don’t know…

Ambushed!

2011-03-02T17:41:00.000-08:00

Ah…my wonderful new neighbor. *Rewind – couple of blogs ago I wrote about a new neighbor who was irritating the shit out of me with their renovation, remember?*

Well, they finally moved in….since Jan 19, 2011. Since then I had only seen them TWICE and that was also by force! What did I mean?

Since they moved in, I got really fed-up that they had purposefully avoided running into me, and mind you, there was not even a “sorry for the ruckus we’ve caused with our renovation”. Seriously, since they moved in, they have NEVER EVER open their windows NOR curtains at all! Are they vampires or something?

So, being the psycho I was, I decided to ‘ambush’ them. OK, they have got a pretty standard routine – husband leaves home at 630am (unless I am standing outside, he delays coming out till I am back in my house), wife starts washing the porch at 930am every day, wife leaves house at 300pm to pick up daughter, husband returns between 700pm – 1100pm.

Since I knew their schedule, I thought…”why not introduce myself since they appear to be having difficulty doing so?”

So, there I was, at 625 am under my porch in the dark, just mooching around, heard my darling neighbor opened his door, came out, beeped his car alarm….and WOOOOLLLAAAA! Out jumped PB…and I said “Good Morning Mr. XXXXX!”…..you should have seen his expression….it was PRICELESS!

With that look on his face, I mooched gleefully back into the comfort of my bed….and set the alarm for 930am round…to wish “Hello Mrs XXXXX”…..

Cougar vs Pussy

2011-02-27T18:01:00.000-08:00

AAARRGHHHHH!!!! This is it…I am declaring war….on my neighbour’s cat! This Persian cat have been consistently sleeping on the bonnet of my car for quite a while now. And no, I am NOT HAPPY about it (Hello!!! Scratches! Scratches!). Despite having spoken to my neighbour about it, his bloody cat doesn’t seem to like to go home. It appears that it prefer to sleepover at my place. Almost every other day, I will have to chase him round the compound before it decides to leave.

Well, the last straw was this morning. When I opened my main door to leave for my class, I almost died of suffocation *did some idiot forget to remove the garbage truck outside my house*??? Nope, that farking cat decided to poop into one of my beautiful plants, leaving behind a trail of stinking manure!!!! FARKER!!!!

If it is war he wants, it is WAR he will get! I shall be waiting…..come on kitty kitty kitty kitty….

Disclaimer: For all you animal lovers out there, don’t worry, I am not going to kill it.

The Bad, the Naughty and the Sexy!

2011-02-23T17:43:00.000-08:00

I was just chatting with MM couple of days back and how she’s been with her string of boyfriends…and I mean ‘bad boys’…(Sorry MM…I gotta say it again…you are such a sucker for bad boys!)

But then again who wouldn’t be attracted to bad boys? After all they are the Mavericks and Lotharios of our time, who knows EXACTLY how to melt these women and make them squealing for more. What is it about these boys that make us, women, lusting for more? Well, MM and I decided to make a list of “Bad Boys Characteristics”, and this is purely based on our personal experiences.

They seem to have a cavalier attitude and indifference. Unfortunately, some of us THINK that we can change that! (And MM, NO, it is not a maternal instinct!)

These boys also seem to have an overflowing swagger, take-it-or-leave-it approach that leaves us women wanting more. It is their boldness, their slapdash manners and insults of which the women perceives as compliment and is seen as a major turn-on!

And don’t we all love their animal magnetism- especially if he looks anything like Wolverine! Look, we gotta admit they probably know every bloody flirting technique there is, and know exactly how to charm and touch the women both emotionally and definitely physically *ok ok, images of Cam Gigandet from Burlesques Cookie Scene comes flashing by!*

These Romeos are very smart beings. They give us the impression that we are in control, BUT, in actual fact, they are! We don’t like pushovers and for some of us, this reverse psychology seems to keep us at a high!

I guess bad boys are like a form of ‘escapism’ for some of us. Is like a breakaway in our daily mundane lives. They provide the natural high, almost like that adrenaline-high from RPM!

However, it is normally not long before we realize that their deception is exposed. We’ve seen it, been there before, bought the sarong and yet, we keep going back for more!

Well, ladies, as long as you want to play the game, do remember to take care of your hearts. After all, they are not serious about you and when with you, so enjoy the ride if you like the high but remember not to let them shatter your hearts.

Burlesque Cookie Box Scene

2011-02-19T18:44:00.000-08:00

Life, as fragile as a flower

2011-02-16T01:14:00.000-08:00

An acquaintance passed on today; not very close but we kinda work part-time for the same employer. Though I may not know him that well, but any news of this sort will cause an uncomfortable feeling in so many ways. He had always looked fine, tho he could have been not well and kept it a secret. But such sudden passing shocked all of us. Given my recent medical adventure, it really reminds me how fragile life is. *I could have died on the operating table, right…ANYTHING could have happened!*

Coupled with my recent surgery and now this, I am thinking “what would you do if you were to live your life differently?” “What if you got a second chance, what would you do?” “How would you re-live yr life or would you?”

How would you want to be remembered….

What The Fat!

2011-02-12T18:21:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone! Happy Chinese New Year (it still is the season!). We are not quite done with the celebration yet, with another 4 more days to go, which means 4 more days of more eating! Hahaha…yes, for the past week of CNY celebration, the most famous phrase you will hear is…”Oh My Gawd! I have put on so much weight…I feel FAT!”

Well, this happens EVERY year, so stop complaining and might as well enjoy it. You can always drop those pounds after the whole celebration is over in the next 4 days…till then continue to stuff in those tarts, cookies, more lunches and dinners!

Hoppity Bunny New Year!

2011-02-01T18:05:00.000-08:00

Here’s wishing everyone, of all races, any beliefs, various cultures, a very Hoppity Bunny Chinese New Year!

Psycho Bitch will be taking a short Chinese New Year break…catch u guys next week! Cheerios!

A blissful morning

2011-01-27T00:02:00.000-08:00

What a wonderful morning. I am seated by the pool side in RSGC, and is now 800 am. It is such a cooling morning and only with a couple of regular swimmers in sight (Don’t worry Hammy 3 and LB, I am not here to swim!). Just decided to get out of the house after being locked-down since my operation last week.

Watching the swimmers suddenly made me realize something I have always taken for granted. I have always loved to swim and hence my participation in trialthlons. However, I am not allowed to swim nor run until 6 weeks after my surgery *well well, damn it!!!!*.

My point being – the very thing I have always thought was the safest to do ie swimming (low impact, total body workout etc etc etc), is now the very thing I CANNOT DO till early March! Who would have thought a keyhole laparoscopy could do this to an ever so hyper woman! Hey but look at the bright side, this has taught me to appreciate the very thing that I take for granted though.

At least, I am still well and alive to come back stronger after 6 weeks….till then I shall continue to bask in the sun, by the pool….without having to work up a maximum heart rate!

Mid life crisis part 2...not again!

2011-01-25T17:30:00.000-08:00

I am somewhere between 40 – 50 years old, given my recent health drama, I asked myself, “Am I prepared to try anything at least ONCE?” (as long as it does not kill me!)

After all, when I hit Part One of my mid life crisis 3 years back, I literally walked out of my high-paying executive job, with no thought whatsoever of what I wanted to do, cut my hair short (and had almost everyone thinking I was going lesbo…I DIDN’T AND STILL AM STRAIGHT AS HELL), took up triathlon, ran 4x21km although I was told 10 years ago I will NEVER run again, teaching RPM …and I have never been happier!

Is this then Part Two of my mid life crisis (wait a minute…is there even such thing??)…oh well, who cares if there is or isn’t!

The recent scare with my health is making me re-consider my options in life…”Am I prepared to try anything at least ONCE?” After all, life still has so much to offer me (OOOHH…I can so hear Hammy 3 and LB screaming at me….”slow down woman!”)

So, excuse me while I go figure out my list of “Things to try at least ONCE?”

Hey, it could have been worse!

2011-01-25T00:17:00.000-08:00

I had just got back from my post surgery check-up. The verdict?

Well, the surgery thingy is good, just that I am one organ short now *bye bye gall bladder*; hey but otherwise I still have the rest of the important organs!

The only other disturbing matter would be the result of my liver biopsy. The verdict – exhibits mild peri-portal hepatitis/inflammation. *WTF does that jargon mean??*…Well, first of all, it supports what the ultrasound scanning had picked up plus what my surgeon saw during the keyhole surgery. And according to my doctor, this is a sign or the beginning of something worse that MAY come later part in my life *okkkaayyy, I don’t even want to think what THAT maybe*. The GOOD news, at the least, is that the blood test had ruled out all the OTHER major liver diseases. PHEW!

Scary huh? Yeah, this is probably a result of too much drinking in my early years and not having better taken care of my health. Like my mom had always said “You had better take good care else you won’t know what will hit you as you age!”

Suddenly I realized that as healthy as we all may look, or try our utmost best to take good care of ourselves, exercise till the cow come home (AHEM! EA….are u reading this?), it is never a guarantee that we will always be healthy or think that nothing will happen to us. Hey after all, I am at my peak…who would have guessed that I will lose ONE organ now!

This experience, once again, is making me re-think about my life. What EXACTLY do I really wanna do?

One thing for sure, this has just CONFIRMED that I will not want to be doing Advertising & Strategic Planning anymore…I wanna go out there and REALLY LIVE MY LIFE…maybe run the 42km marathon that I have been putting off for 2 whole years, complete ONE Ironman perhaps, take my parents for a holiday (WOW! The last time I went on a holiday with them was like 20 donkey years ago!), save the world maybe and so what if we all gain some pounds….I dunno…suddenly Life seems abundant and is up to me how I really want to live it this time.

After all, this was probably another wake-up call or second chance from God to make it better….perhaps…after all, if you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain first….

Wat's up doc?

2011-01-23T16:51:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps! Welcome back… to me! Yay! feels great to be home after having spent couple of days at the hospital. Well, as you all can see I AM ALIVE! (those of you who may not have been aware, I was in a surgery last week and I just got checked out over the weekend).

The surgery itself (and most part of the pre-surgery went ‘handsomely’ well too…AHEM! Note the key word ‘handsome’). OK, you know how nervous I was with this whole damn surgery thing.

As I marched into the hospital on Jan 19, 2011, staring down the hospital admission lobby, looking at all the sick people around me, and not to mention the old and unattractive (but rich) doctors scurrying around in their white robes, I was thinking “why none of these doctors look like bloody McSteamy!!!!”

Then I was being prep for the surgery – the whole sterilized bath, changed into the horrible looking hospital gown, BP check and all….then I got pushed into the ‘waiting bay’ at the OT…then I was told that my Anaesthetist will attend to me shortly. So, I laid there watching the rest of the anaesthetist (whom were old, not good looking…uuurrrgghhh!) attend to the other patients.

After a good 15 minutes, this particular anaesthetist (who still had his mask on), came by to me and I was thinking (Good gawd, you must be that ugly to keep the mask on! Ok whatever you look like, just bring it on and give me your best jab!)…then he spoke….LOL! BEHOLD! THAT VOICE!!!!OMG and the MASK CAME OFF….All of a sudden, the surgery didn’t look that bad after all!! He was the cutest doc I had seen around the hospital so far! OMG…AND HE’S BEEN HIDING IN THE OT ALL THIS WHILE…WTF!!!! Ooohhhh! Can I play nurse and doctor?

But before I could savour the doc any further (nor even count pass 2), I was back in my room! The surgery was over!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where is my cute anaesthetist?????BRING HIM BACK! And I never saw him after that throughout my stay at the hospital…..boo hoo hoo!

But, it did prove one thing, that there is always a possibility of a McSteamy at our hospital, and no, I was not drugged yet at that point.

24

2011-01-17T18:14:00.000-08:00

24 hours to go before surgery! Ok, is finally drawing closer and closer….and I don’t like all the mixed emotions I am feeling – anxious, scared, moody…anything BUT happy!

Nothing will ever, ever prepare anyone for a surgery. The only thing I can prepare for is to pack my bloody bag today…and trying to figure out how to sneak in my notebook!

Well, most of all, I need to prepare for is my mental energy and strength.

I am leaving this in God’s hands…Trust and Faith…..

Checking the checklist

2011-01-12T20:49:00.000-08:00

Ok, checklist part 2 pre-operation (Hammy 3, no, I am NOT OCD…it is called planning :p)

Could not get this list out of my head…I get unsettled knowing that I know that I have stuff to follow up on and do:

*Make a list of dates and RPM classes cover (must remember to remind GXMs)

*Hmmm….still contemplating about getting the 2 pounds …or maybe 5 pounds dumbbell so that I can use it at home…hmmm…

*Still trying to get a time to get my facial done (I really don’t want to look like a hag during my operation LOL hahahahaha)

*Have to re-look into my training and race schedules…again…hais…

That’s all for today, folks. I am sure I am not done with my checklist, yet.

Checking, checking, checking

2011-01-12T00:18:00.000-08:00

I have exactly 6 more days to my surgery. Not looking forward to it but is something I have to do. Well, how am I preparing for it? I have been planning couple of stuff to get myself ready:

*For this whole week, gonna max out all my RPM classes…hahaha…planned out all the hardest and most enjoyable tracks...hei, I ain’t gonna get back on the bike for about 3 weeks after my surgery! So, I reckon I might as well go all out this week.

*Even worked out when I need to have my nails manicured and pedicured, so at least I will not feel THAT depressed knowing that I will not be able to have my lovely nails coloured after my surgery…PFFFTTTTT!!!

*Of course, planning out my meals AFTER my surgery…what to eat, what to avoid…hmmm…maybe not too much carbs…don’t want to be piling on the pounds in the 3 weeks! LOL!

*Bought some books to catch up and of course, planning to copy thousands of series, documentaries and movies from B, one of my RPM members…before I grow fungus in those 3 weeks…hahahaha!

Oh well, I will take it positively and enjoy the ‘break’. Ok, peeps, got to go for now…need to go see what else I need to prep.

Tell me more, tell me more...

2011-01-06T17:51:00.000-08:00

I have an appointment with my surgeon today. As I wait rather (eagerly? nah! I don’t think so), there are sooooooo many questions I need to ask him. So, I made a checklist of questions for my surgeon later (and Hammy 3, I am not being OCD):

*Do I really need to do this ah? *Ok Hammy 3, LB, EA – I am ENTITLED to ask this question :p*

*How long will the surgery be?

*GA….uurrghhh….don’t like the thought of GA…NO other options? Heheheh

*Can I actually keep my manicured and pedicured coloured nails or do I have to remove the nail colours…PFFFTTT!

*How much is this whole damn thing gonna cost me…??

*Must I stay in the hospital for 2 days after surgery….is it necessary…I really don’t like to be locked in!!!! Feels like I am being grounded…boo hoo hoo!

*And most importantly, how soon can I start my workout regime….u know, my biking, RPM, running, swimming etc etc etc…and don’t tell me is 2 weeks at MINIMUM?!!!

Oh well, I am sure more questions will pop out as I make my way to see Dr Foo later…wish me luck peeps!

To cut or not to cut?

2011-01-04T18:47:00.000-08:00

It’s been a rather interesting and tiring week for me since the Christmas and New Year. And no, it had nothing to do with partying nor drinking. This PB has just been busy pottering between 2 hospitals….trying to get myself sorted out, not psychologically!

Ok, in short, I have not been well past 3 months, was diagnosed with GERD (Pls check wiki if unsure), condition didn’t improve, hence got sent to gastroentologist, did ultrasound scan plus endoscopy…*you get the picture lah*. In short, I am due to go under the knife pretty soon to remove gall bladder stones (to quote my surgeon “you cannot delay anymore, the stones are tiny, very dangerous”) AND possibly a liver biopsy….*yucks!*

Anyway, when I was told about my inevitable surgery, of course I panicked bcos I am thinking:

*Damn! I can’t do the Great Eastern 30km Pacesetter this month…SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! Oh wait, maybe, just maybe I could do the run first, THEN do the surgery…HMMMM…..

*AIYOO!!! Need to find replacements for my RPM classes….damn it!

*Wait, how about all my races, triathlons in the near few months…am I gonna recover on time? FARK!!!!!!

*My work? …SCREW the work!

*Oh no….2 weeks’ recovery time…oh no!!!my fitness level! My stamina! My strength! Suffer!!!!!

Yes, I was that psycho…to think about all that and despite having gotten a 2^nd opinion, I am still that close in delaying the surgery...*OH, I can so hear Hammy 3, EA, LB all screaming at me…NO MORE DELAYING! DO THE BLOODY SURGERY ASAP!*

I know, I know…resistance is futile…….and maybe, this is God’s way of telling me…”Take a break, woman!”

Cheers to 2011

2010-12-31T17:58:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year 2011 peeps!

Wishing all of you a blasting year ahead, and good luck with the resolutions you’ve made (and not made)!

Hey but no matter what happens, just be Thankful we’ve got another good year ahead, only if you choose it to be….so make it so!!!!!

Thank God is another year!

2010-12-27T19:11:00.000-08:00

Hi peeps! How was your Christmas celebration? Hope everyone had a great one…and a responsible celebration, perhaps?

Well, mine was rather different this year. Promised myself I was not gonna get drunk, and I didn’t…YAHOO!!!! *God must be very, very pleased with me*. Nah, don’t think it’s got anything to do with my age…just felt like a nice quiet Christmas with family and close friends, and also trying to really enjoy the company around. It was good.

It was also the right time as I took on this moment to reflect upon what I have been up to my entire life…have I gone out there and do the things I wanna do? Am I really satisfied with the way my career path had gone? Could I have done more? Could I have raced more? Did I really conquer all obstacles and mountains?

And of course with the impending 2011 drawing close, I am sure most of us are wondering…”where the fark did the year go? What have I achieved?”

Does it matter? More importantly, I think, in my humble opinion, is this…have we been Thankful for all the good things (and bad) in our lives? Good or bad, they all serve a lesson for us, and have we learned from it? Have we appreciated these lessons? Or have we merely taken the good ones for granted? And only complained about the bad stuffs that had been going on in our lives? How about people around us – whether you like or hate certain people – they were all put in our lives for a reason. Have we been taking our body and health for granted – exercising like there’s no tomorrow *AHEM! EA, do you copy this…hahaha*

I also questioned myself – have I been Prayerful …consistently, with all my heart? Whatever religion or your beliefs maybe, have you been too? It’s worked for me…all my life! And even when all around me looks bleak, I just pray….and that is one thing that ain’t gonna change for me.

As another New Year draws close, don’t question what the future holds. Whatever it may be, believe that it will be good and one hell of a ride…only if you allow it to be and learn to see all possibilities (and impossibilities!) as the greatest lesson of your lifetime. Enjoy it, don’t question it but embrace the journey ahead!

Have a Blessed Xmas and a Blasting 2011!

Shit me not!

2010-12-21T18:29:00.000-08:00

In a recent meeting:

PB: We all agreed that black is gonna be your corporate colour.

CLIENT: But you have not showed me pantone for black yet!

PB: *blink blink*…Errr…that is because black is black…there is no pantone for black…*stupid bitch!*

CLIENT: How come there is no pantone? Why is it that when I send my BMW, which by the way is a 7-series, for re-spray, they can show me all kind of black and mix whatever colour I want?

PB: *does anyone hv a gun in the room now?*…Hmmm….*How do I explain this without making her look stupid?*…Look, we have standard pantone colour chart, we just don’t ‘mix’ the colour on our computer.

CLIENT: How about grey then? I want to see the pantone colour for grey.

AAARRGGHHHHH…….This is why I was supposed to have retired…I am really getting too old for this shit….

Retire NOW!

2010-12-19T17:19:00.000-08:00

MY EMAIL TO A CLIENT:

“Dear xxx,

Please find attached herewith 3 different designs for your name card.

Please note that the copy is not final yet as we would like you to select the final design before we finalized the copy at FA stage.

Kindly provide your feedback as to which design is your preference and we will proceed to finalized design and copy at FA stage.

Thanks, PB ”

REPLY FROM CLIENT:

“Dear PB,

I am so disappointed. Where are the words?”

Thanks,

Client

AAARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!! YES I BLOODY HIT THE FARKING ROOF!!! Which part of my e mail did the client NOT get? Good Gawd!

And this is why, yet again, I am THAT close to retiring COMPLETELY. No need to deal with all the stupidity and ignorance…..BREATHE PB! BREATHE PB!

Hey papa!

2010-12-16T19:06:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps! Yah…my blog’s been quiet for a week plus now. No…I am NOT dead, but busy. My mind was pre-occupied as my dad got admitted to hospital last week for a mild heart attack. Got the whole family panicked and was just keeping him company and making sure everything was ok.

Well, he was discharged yesterday but not exactly with a clean bill of health. He’s got to go for another full check-up to determine if he needs a pace maker.

And this incidence actually got me thinking ….my dad is really not young anymore…I forget how old he is sometimes…I always remember my dad as the young father who use to attend all my sports activities, and read books with us.

But, anyhow, no matter what, I am just glad and thankful to God for being with him and giving my dad the strength to stay strong.

Time After Time

2010-12-09T17:03:00.000-08:00

Ahhh…it’s THE TIME of the year…again…

1) Time for Christmas shopping…and I seriously hope no one gets me anymore Xmas Candy sticks this year, plssssssss!

2) Time to reflect upon the year that’s almost over

3) Time to re-examine ourselves…what we have done to make a difference in someone’s lives ….and I mean it in both good and bad ways!

4) Time to check our bank account…hmmm…wonder if fat bonus cheque is coming our way soon cos of point 1 above

5) Time to consider job change, perhaps….although this does not affect me since I run my own little outfit anyway…BUT then again…what has happened to my semi-retirement???

6) Time to check against all the 2010 so-called-New-Year-resolutions…errr…seriously…forget about checking it cos none of the resolutions probably happened! I can certainly bet “Losing weight” was probably on your New Year resolution list year after year after year…….

Time after time, year after year…you probably realize the check-list never quite change….

I am not DEAD!

2010-12-08T16:38:00.000-08:00

Nope, Psycho Bitch is not dead and neither is my blog! Got some people asking why my blog have been so quiet…well…I have been BUSY…WITH WORK lol! Yes, yes, I am supposed to be semi-retired…but is funny how when client realized that when they have only couple weeks left to 2011, suddenly they are rushing ALL the bloody work which they have been sitting on for the longest time….

I should be lazing around, shopping, having coffee and scones at odd hours….

What happened to my semi-retirement???

Berry vs Apple

2010-11-30T18:35:00.000-08:00

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/gaming.gadgets/11/16/blackberry.playbook.ipad/index.html

Malaysia just launched the iPad on Tuesday…and gosh! The queue and the rush!!! Honestly I am not an Apple fan at all. Have been looking out for other tablet myself and being a strong supporter of Blackberry, found the Blackberry Playbook pretty impressive.

Check this video out….and watch how two fruits can pit against each other!

BJ, anyone?

2010-11-28T19:42:00.000-08:00

A heart-shocking incident happened just the other day over dinner with my 12 year old nephew, YZ:

YZ: Hey auntie M, just wondering now that the school holidays are here, do you think I can play a game? *smiles sheepishly*

PB: What game you want to play la? No more online games ah…

YZ: Well…am wondering if I can play BJ?

*yes, people, you read it right, he said “BJ”!!!!

*For a moment, I am thinking….Oh dear…did he REALLY mean BJ as in THE BJ? I mean he is after all 12…u know...the puberty thingy kicking in and all….hmmmmm….How do I ask to make sure it is NOT the original BJ….

PB: Errr….why do you want to play BJ ah? And by the way, you DO know what is BJ, right?

YZ: Halllloooooo…..of course I KNOW what a BJ is. We were playing it in school during the last few days of school…duh!

PB: *WTF!!!!*….Oi…what do you mean you were playing BJ in school??? Who taught you how to play BJ!!!

YZ: Whoa Aunty, why you reacting like that ah? Is only BJ…We can play together…hehehe

PB: WHAT!!!!!

YZ: Is easy la…you get the cards ready and we can play!

PB: Cards? What cards?

YZ: *slapped his forehead*…helllooooo…playing cards…else how to play Black Jack? Sheesh!

Ah….then it dawned on me…BJ = Black Jack….oorrrrrr…I seeee…a little heart-attack there, but then again I should have been more prepared. After all, he is growing up….fast…..

Knock knock ...who's there?

2010-11-25T23:38:00.000-08:00

I received this weird sms from my sister just this morning regarding my neighbour’s house renovation. But before I reveal that sms to you, a little bit of background about the renovation:

This young couple with daughter bought the house next to ours and started renovating like almost 5 months ago…*seriously, there was NO major work, just the normal tearing down walls, building in cabinets and re-tiling the outside…you get my drift …the standard renovation stuffs….but 5 FARKING MONTHS???Why am I uptight about it? Well:

1. I took only 3 months to renovate my place, and mind you, my renovation work had way lots more done up

2. I was consistently checking on my contractor and my ID every day….almost every other hour nearing completion…cos I had agreed with my neighbours that I will finish my reno quick so as not to inconvenient them…which my guys promptly did deliver in 3 months.

Where am I going with this?

1. My beloved new neighbor had promised that all KNOCKING, DRILLING work will be done by HARI RAYA 2010…Up till now, I still hear that wee bit of KNOCKING and DRILLING!....AND because I work from home, this ain’t helping, huney! (I sent a not-so-nice sms to my beloved neighbor)

2. The agreement was NOT TO WORK on weekends…guess what…in the last 3 weekends, their contractor had sneakily worked…AARRGGHHHH!!! (I sent a not-so-nice sms to my beloved new neighbor)

And I thought all will be over soon, when he sent MY SISTER a sms last Monday informing us that he will be moving in on Nov 29…YAY!!!...

*HMMMM…I should be happy, right? I looked out into their house and told my sister this – “the farking house is still not painted”, “all the tiles are still NOT laid”, “And there are still major knocking going on”….really, I don’t think they are gonna make it in on Nov 29, 2010!*

AHA! I was right, when I received this sms this morning which was FORWARDED to me by my sis, and it reads:

“Hi Miss XXX, Can you pls help me to inform your sister that we won’t be able to move in on Nov 29. It will have to be sometime in Dec 15. Pls tell her we are very sorry about it. Thx”

I must have really scared him off in the last few months with all my sms-es…but another 2 farking weeks!!!!! ….BREATHE PB, BREATHE…….It will be over….soon…

p/s: Just checked on his contractors, they are nowhere to be seen….and they are normally NOWHERE to be seen in the afternoons….and you wonder why his renovation is taking soooo long to complete…..

Hellooo....anyone there?

2010-11-23T18:43:00.000-08:00

Have you ever come across people like this – is ok if they don’t reply your e mails/messages/sms…BUT all hell breaks loose IF you fail to respond to THEIR calling by just one day or slightly delayed for whatever reasons?!!!

Well, I recently had one of those moments with one of my clients….AAARRGHHHH!!!! There is no way I can EVER get her to respond even when I specifically mentioned “YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE IS MUCH APPRECIATED”. And there was even a case where she had used the all-time famous excuse…”I am sorry but I NEVER got your e mail, that is why I didn’t respond” (when clearly EVERYONE else cc-ed on the SAME e mail received it PLUS my numerous sms reminders!!!)

And of course the last straw happened this morning, hence this bitch blog…she had sent me an e mail LAST NIGHT (note: PB no longer check work e mails at night cos is not a farking working hour!), obviously I only read the e mail this morning. Well, before I could respond to it, I received another e mail this morning with this “CAN YOU PLS RESPOND?”

And at times, I wonder if we are speaking in dog and cat language?????

Hmmmm….here I am now thinking, perhaps I SHOULD be sending her e mails at night, THEN follow up with ANOTHER e mail the very next morning PLUS a sms……hmm…perhaps….

Wet and soaked at 3am

2010-11-22T18:36:00.000-08:00

Yup that is our famous Penang Bridge that you are looking at, and this Psycho Bitch just got back from Penang Bridge International Marathon, did my usual 21km. Every run and race that I go for has its own kind of challenges, and this was no different too:

1. The run started at 3am….*many of us are sleeping at that godly hour, and probably having sweet dreams with Hugh Jackman! OK, Hammy 3, stop sniggling!*

2. It didn’t help when heavy rain and thunderstorm, plus strong winds picked up as we were approaching the incline of the bridge – think running in the swimming pool!…*Dear God, I know I prayed for cool weather…but heavy rain and thunderstorm????you gotta be kidding me!*

I realized no matter how many races or how many times I do a 21km, funny things still happens to you, post-race, like these:

* Having walked back to Vistana Hotel from Queensbay Mall (where we started the run), thinking it was only a stone’s throw away, when it was actually a good 3 km walk!...*brain not connecting well with distance at all*

* When your IT Band starts to feel like they belong to a 3 year old’s legs….*super super shortened!*

* When my quads and hamstrings refuse to talk to me anymore, and going down a staircase is a living HELL!!!...*Even my granny could have gone down the flight of stairs in a jiffy*

* Sitting on a toilet bowl post race…hmmm…and trying to get up after that..hmmm….

* But nothing beat this classic response from Cosmo, when Hammy 3 and I met her for post race coffee:

HAMMY 3: Eh Cosmo, what do you call a baby lion ah?

COSMO: A seal!

*silence….tweet, tweet, tweet…*

PB: Is a CUB! Cosmo!

COSMO: Ohhh…oops….hehehe….

Yes, both Cosmo and I blamed it on the farking heavy rain and thunderstorm during the run! We didn’t only loose our insanity but also our brains…..*ok peeps…let’s check when is the next race, shall we…wink*

Skyline...or no story line?

2010-11-15T16:19:00.000-08:00

I caught this movie with Hammy 3 and EA last week.

The verdict ? Think we were better off just watching the trailer.

The movie appears like it just started from the mid section.

There was no story build up.

There was no storyline as to why the aliens came…we were left to some guesswork at the end of the movie…*hmmm…ahhh…they needed our brains to survive… I think…?*

The characters were all not properly developed. It looked like the director and screenwriter just decided to get some “not so well-known guys” together and do a college project.

The movie looked like it was made up from few other movie scenes, e.g

*Scene where the spaceship appears from amongst the clouds – just like Independence Day

*Scene where the fighter jets fighting with the aliens – just like Independence Day…and maybe bits of Star Wars

AAHHH…and not forgetting Cloverfield too!

But guess they probably spent ¾ of their budget on the trailer and special effects that they could not afford a better screenwriter.

Or this was probably one of Hollywood’s filler movie….

Orgasmic Burn

2010-11-10T08:24:00.000-08:00

Part 2 of my BIG ‘O’ blog and today is all about how healthy it is to orgasm…*yes…we can all do with a LOT of that!*

Fact no 3:

BIG ‘O’ is found to be good for the heart…YAY! So, for some of us who doesn’t have time to hit the gym for some major cardiovascular workout, at least try to get some sex and climax….cos it will release the hormones DHEA into our bloodstream and it helps keep our arteries and heart strong.

Fact no 4:

Ladies, you will be glad to know that regular orgasm will help strengthen our vaginal muscles and also strengthen our pelvic floor muscles….*AHEM! Trust me…the guys will be happy to know how tight we can get after much orgasm and practice! HAHAHAAA!*

Of course, God is fair – as much as he has given us the opportunity to keep our ‘parts’ healthy, the same is offered to the men – regular orgasm will help our boys lessen the risk of prostate cancer.

So, who else wanna join me and say ‘YAY’ to Orgasm for a Healthy Body?

Orgasmic Speed

2010-11-08T22:12:00.000-08:00

I am dedicating this week’s blog to the BIG ‘O’…not Oreo lah…but ORGASM!

Thought I’d share some interesting facts about the BIG ‘O’. So, for today, here goes:

Fact no 1:

Let’s start with definition: Orgasm is derived from the Greek word ‘orgasmos’, which also means to swell with lust!

Fact no 2:

The speed of ejaculation for men during the BIG ‘O’ is about 28mph! (wow! That’s almost like driving on certain stretch of Penchala Link at abt 60km/h!!). And dig this, sperm travels 1 ½ inches every 15 minutes….hmmm…fast swimmers? *

Hmmm…some food for thought the next time when you watch your man climax.…haahahaha!

*Source: Kinsey Institute

Italia ...amore mio!

2010-11-03T19:25:00.000-07:00

Italy! Hmmm….after watching Eat Pray Love, I just want to pack my bag and get my ass there….Paris, Venice, Verona…….Personally, I think Italy is one the single greatest repositories of sensorial pleasures on earth. From art to food, stunning to varied countryside, to flamboyant fashion, Italy has it all!

At the mention of Italy, images of hot cappuccino (by the way, I also found out that Italians drink 600 cup/head/year…hmm perhaps that probably explains their warmth and exuberating behavior!), pasta, spaghetti, side-walk cafes, football team….and err…of course the hawt hawt Italian men! Their beautiful architectural building found in Verona, Pisa Cathedral, Leaning’ Tower of Pisa, Colosseum.

Even their names sounds so bloody sexy…”Raphael”, “Rossini”, “Verdi”, “Castiglione”……and all the “inni”s and broccoli-sounding names!

By the way, did you know that Italy means “land of young cattle”? (aha! I can do with some ‘young cattle’…hehehe…Italian ones…and I don’t mean those who roam the fields!)

And if I am gonna head up to Italy, I might was well start learning to pronounce some of these:

1) Amore Mio – my love….*hey you never know when it will come in handy in case I picked up some young cattle*

2) Dolcezza – honey/sugar - *for the same reason above…and I sure hope they were not referring to the food itself*

3) Delizia – delicious one - *again, for the same reason above…and am not referring to the food*…HAHAHAHA!

Such sexy language, isn’t it? But, whatever the language may be, regardless, if I pronounced it right or not, I am sure nothing would beat the body language that none of us could possibly get wrong! After all, terms of endearment may not necessarily be limited to the spoken language only…..hehehe! *wink*

Too many cooks spoiled my toast

2010-11-03T01:53:00.000-07:00

How many people does it take to make ONE O’Brian’s Sandwich…*and mind you it was a simple sandwich*…Well, in my case….8 of them, and it took them a good 15 minutes to get me my freaking sandwich!

You could be wondering what the 8 people were doing. It took:

*2 of them to take my order…*of which I had to repeat my order 3 times “Chicken crisp sandwich, no tomatoes, and very toasted”

*3 of them (the same 2 who took my order) to make my simple chicken crisp sandwich

*another 3 of them to take my payment

*from the same 2 who took my order (and also made my sandwich), one of them was cutting the tomatoes like they were in pain….she was cutting it soooo blooodddyyy slow, even the tomatoes are probable yelling “can you finish me up quickly???!!!!” (NOTE: I DID SAY “NO TOMATOES”…hmmmmm)

*another 1 person to have my bread toasted

*another 1 person who was just messing around with the cling wrap, and them get my wrapper ready to place my sandwich in

By the time, I got my sandwich, they were 15 minutes late, had my order wrong…and oh, did I mention that I was the ONLY CUSTOMER AT THAT TIME???

Naming it right

2010-10-31T21:48:00.000-07:00

Over an SMS recently…..

ME: Hey! One my nails colours got smudged ahhh!!!!

JESSEY: Errr…..and what has that got to do with me going to Phuket??

ME: Ha?! You are going to Phuket? Thought you just came back from Bali? Why didn’t you tell me when I was doing manicure just now?

JESSEY: Ehhh…I was at Bali like 2 months ago. I do take holidays!

ME: So, how now, my nails? I hv a dinner tomorrow night la

JESSEY: Ok, what has your chipped coloured nail got to do with me going to Phuket?

ME: Can I come by later to fix it?

JESSEY: Errr…since when I started fixing your nails? Eh …sis..you ok ka?

ME: *DID SHE JUST CALL ME SIS???* *chweet* *chweet*….Jessey, right?

JESSEY: Yes sis, is me your sister, Jessey. What the hell are you talking about?

ME: *slaps forehead* …

Yes, I was that BLURRR….I had accidentally sent this sms to my sister, who also happens to have the same name as my manicurist. Well, maybe I should have been more specific when I saved their numbers…instead of *Jessey 1* and *Jessey 2*….LOL! Thank God it wasn’t anything sexual or lewd…..PHEW!

Stop..and wonder...

2010-10-27T17:51:00.001-07:00

Have you ever stopped and wonder why …..

1) …do people drive at 40km/h when the speed limit is clearly 80km/h?

2) …do people refuse to use their signal lights when it was clearly installed for our own bloody safety!

3) …do people attempt to cut the queue when there is a bloody farking long line at the counter?

4) …do people not read when there is a sign marked “Please queue here”…..and it is right in their face!

5) …do people park at places with yellow line ….and THEN lament that their car have been towed…*and then have to find their way to some God-forsaken place to claim their cars*

6) …do people complain that they exercise so hard, can’t loose weight, and that they have nasi lemak for breakfast every bloody day….*do you SEE what is wrong with this peekcha??*

…and the list can go on and on and on…but I guess I will never have an answer. Oh well, this is when I say to myself…”let it go cuz it is not my problem!”

"Stupid" on my face

2010-10-25T08:36:00.000-07:00

An incident happened to me at Bangsar Village 2 on Sunday. Bangsar Village 2 would normally have a parking attendant waiting to help you by the ticket machine, as you enter. Well, that day was no different. The chap was very helpful, making sure he pressed for the parking ticket and helping some drivers swiped their TNG card.

Then came my turn, not expecting the chap to help me *really, I am quite capable of pressing for my own ticket*. Although I took my own ticket, I thought I’d be nice and say thank you to the chap…guess what his reply was…..*drum roll……..ta da!* ….”WELL DONE, MISS!” I know the guy is not local but really….”WELL DONE?????”

The last I checked, I didn’t have STUPID written all over my forehead nor did I look retard…..

Weekend...what weekend?

2010-10-21T17:42:00.000-07:00

Yeah!!!! TGIF! So, that should be the feeling for anyone…but not for PB. As much as I would LIKE to think I have the weekend to chill, it ain’t gonna happen, huney…*sob* *sob*. My crazeeee 2 weeks hasn’t ended, in fact the crazeeee-ness is about to begin again, as I prepare for 2 big farking meetings….on Monday and Tuesday (which means is a working weekend babe! OOHHHH…..Can you so feel my excitement *frowns*)

All, right, I may not have my weekends to chill but anyhow here’s to all of you …have a great weekend, enjoy it with your family and friends!

Sun, sea, bois!

2010-10-19T17:38:00.000-07:00

This is EXACTLY where I want to be NOW! It’s been a crazy 2 weeks, and I am supposed to have been semi-retired (ok ok Hammy 3, stop sniggling at me..:-p)

I can feel exhaustion settling in, and looking at this picture now…I may just pack my bag and fly off!....and perhaps start my own mama mia resort or maybe own a nice beach bar where I just laze whole day and watch hunks fly by in their really HAWT swim trunks under the sweltering hot sun….hmmm…yummy…….!

Think, damn it!

2010-10-18T08:42:00.000-07:00

2 funny incidences happened to me today…one of those that makes you wonder if people are ACTUALLY thinking, or if they ever do use that thing between their shoulders.

Well, the first incidence occurred after my RPM at the club. I returned my towel card to one of the front desk girls, in order to get back my membership card. Then I realized “oh new girl…PLS Lord…let her be smart!”…and before I can even get past that thought, I caught her staring at the towel card for a good 3 seconds, then she reached towards a stack of ICs (which by the way are kept as a ‘entry card’ for visitors who are trying out the club for first time)….and I am thinking “why is she looking for my membership card THERE??”..hmmmm….then she pulls out an IC for me….”Yours ah?”….*slaps my forehead*….it was an IC of an old balding man!!!!!! REALLY, the last I checked, I still had my blonde hair and I certainly have not had any sex change!

The second happened when Hammy 3 and I went to Starbucks to grab a drink after dinner:

PB: Hi, can I have an Ice Shaken Lemon Tea, grande pls?

STARBUCK STAFF: Would you like it hot?

PB: *Blink, blink….hello…doesn’t Ice Shaken means is COLD?*errr… I said ICE Shaken, don’t think is gonna be HOT!

Well, I don’t know what is wrong with the society, and I certainly don’t think my standards and expectations are that high, although I may be just wee bit OCD…but honestly, doesn’t anyone think anymore……

Beyond reasons

2010-10-13T18:58:00.000-07:00

People come into our life for a reason, or many reasons for some of us.

For me, there are those who have come and gone, some are still around. But they have all come by during moments when I needed some guiding light or as some of us may say “they were sent by divine intervention”…*and I don’t mean the ghost whisperer sort*

Let’s see, there was JT, who came at the point when I was going thru my silly little mid-life crisis 3 years back – JT obviously took me out of my advertising world and showed me that there is ‘life after advertising’…and I have no regrets about walking out of my job then…it’s been, well so far, a great ride!

Then, came Hammy 3, the most unlikely person whom you think I’d make friends with. Hammy 3 and I got to know each other thru RPM when I was assigned to him as his trainee…*much to his dismay cos he REALLY wanted a much HAWTER MALE trainee, and not a psycho like me*. But somewhat, I am now very sure Hammy 3 was put into my life to keep me on my toes about decisions I make. And I can so hear these coming from Hammy 3 right now:

*You are supposed to be semi retired! Why are u killing yourself with so much work?*

*No more outdoor this week…haven’t you had enough of RPM classes this week???*

*No no, that man is mine…go find yours…hur hur hur…* (yeah, Hammy 3 and I somehow have the same taste in men)

Yah, Hammy 3 is definitely placed in my life to make sure I don’t get myself into some mischief…especially where men are concern..kekeke…

And of course, there is LB…my ‘brotha’. The sane one (hopefully) and my pillar of strength. Funny tho, cos I have actually known LB for about 3 years, but it is only in the recent 2 years that we have become so close. And I realized it is also in these 2 years when shit was hitting the fan for me, he was there to offer much counseling and like Hammy 3….to watch over my mischief! (not forgetting how he saved me from my KLCC stalker too!)

EA! Hmmm…how can I forget EA! The crazeeeeee-iest woman I have ever known when it comes to exercise…*if she ate ONE fishball, she will have to do 3 classes to burn it off..hahaha*. Why was she put into my life? Think it was God’s plan for me to sort her out…and make her understand that it is ok to EAT and Be Happy…and EA…if you are reading this, you don’t have to kill yourself in the gym to burn one fishball…..LOL!

I have also come to understand that it is ok when certain people have left me because their reasons to be with me probably has ended *they were sent to do what they were supposed to at the right time, unknowingly perhaps, and when their job is done, is time to move on*

For those who are still around me, for whatever reasons, I can only pray and hope that your ‘reasons’ with me will never end, because good friends are hard to come by these days.

So, thank you guys! This is my humble tribute to you on my special day, 14 October!

Baby, Baby, Baby OOOOOHHHHH....

2010-10-11T17:55:00.000-07:00

“Say Hello to Bieber Dolls”…..huh? yeah this headline caught my eye this morning as I was browsing the news for more intelligent stuffs.

The 16 year old apparently will be launching his line of dolls and it comes in 2 sets of dolls: the Justin Bieber Music Video Singing Figures that plays a 30-second snippets of hits like “Baby” and “One Less Lonely Girl”, and the other is JB Style Collection which will feature him in his various fashion styles as seen in his music videos and red-carpet appearances!

*ok, let’s be REALLY honest here…personally, I don’t think the boy has any vocal power and he sounds like a freaking small boy!! *

Good gawd! WTF were they thinking…. first we had Ken, now Bieber dolls…who on earth would buy him…hmmmm…errrrr…wait I think the young screaming tweens and teenagers, perhaps, the Happy people?

What’s next for Bieber? His own skin care line…..ISH!

And this for you ladies and gentlemen, is commercialism in motion for you…irregardless of how they sound, as long as they have ‘commercial value’, it will sell!

Timing or Taiming?

2010-10-07T09:51:00.000-07:00

Was watching Leverage on AXN this afternoon, and it was hilarious when a subtitle came up for this line - “You have to get the timing right”. Guess what the translation to that was?? ….”Kita mesti dapat TAIMING yang….”…..Since when Timing (Eng) = Taiming (BM)…Helloooooo, did I miss the memo about new BM. Has BM changed that much since I left school? Seriously, who let that slipped out on national TV?

I am not fat, just depressed!

2010-10-06T20:55:00.000-07:00

I was watching Oprah couple of days back and she was discussing the issues on teenage obesity in USA. It was a very touching episode as she interviewed a number of obese teenagers – reasons that lead to their obesity and I was not surprised (having been a very very fat person once myself!) at some of the reason that came about, amongst which were:

1. Lack of self-confidence….*ooohhh…these horrible thoughts like...”I am not pretty/good-looking enough”, “why can’t I look like these models in Vogue” , so I might as well binge myself to death!”

2. “Food is my best friend” ….*have we not all been there before at some point in our life?*

3. Parents who were constantly feeding them with all kind of shit without control…*and you guys should see the parents themselves….hmmmm…*

4. They eat when they are emotional like when they are scared, facing exams, lonely, stressed…*think some of us ARE STILL going thru this stage!*(ahem! Earth calling EA, Hammy 3, LB!!!!)

I guess there will be many reasons why we overeat, but it is all about control and the ability to find ways to cope with issues in our lives. We can always reach for those bar of chocolates when we PMS or had a really bad break-up, as long as we know when to stop. And it is a combination of mental strength and looking for other ways to help cope with the issues in our lives, for example, how about knowing that there is a certain Higher authority whom we can place our burdens with? I know I have trusted Him with all my problems….you just need to go find your own outlet.

At the end of the day, who will pay the price for it? Our body, our mental health, our physical outlook will have to suffer for it, if we don’t learn or teach the younger ones out there that there are ways to tackle all these issues.

Sad, so sad to see where these kids are now…..

Have you washed your hands?

2010-10-03T20:08:00.000-07:00

Good Monday everyone!

I was at one of my favourite café this morning, waiting to pick up my power smoothies. At the next table was this couple – middle-aged guy with a young Indonesian wife and a 2 year old girl. Good looking couple, well-spoken and you can see the love and attention poured over their little girl.

It was when they were leaving that this conversation really caught my attention, when the mom called the girl over:

Mom: Dear, come, come…you need to wash your hands. We are leaving.

*The girl runs over to her mom…*….but guess what, instead of taking her to wash her hands….the mom “washed” her hands with a sanitizer!!

Ok, you must be wondering what is wrong with using sanitizer? Really, nothing is wrong, but THAT is not WASHING! And can you imagine what the girl will be conditioned to understand the true meaning of WASHING.

(Definition of washing: is one way of cleaning, namely with WATER, and often some kind of soap and detergent!)

HELLO!!! Washing is NOT.THE.SAME as using a sanitizer.

I may be OCD…but this surpasses my understanding. But all parents have their own way of bringing up their kids…as long as they are happy with the outcome…J

The 'Ball' that never came

2010-09-30T17:19:00.000-07:00

DAMN IT! ISH! FARK! EEEyeeerrrrrr…..the “hawt ball” WHO was supposed to turn up yesterday did not make it to the workshop…!!!!!...hmmm….just when I thought I could have gotten some eye-candy and ‘possi-Ball’ action yesterday in the midst of the workshop that was totally 90% practical…

Playing with Balls

2010-09-29T16:28:00.000-07:00

Ok, guys…you will not be hearing from me for next two days. Why? I will be away messing around with some balls. PB have signed up for 2 day Complete Ball Training as part of my Continuing Education Credits for my ACE (nope, it has nothing to do with ‘that’ sort of ball!....hmmm…although I have been told of a certain hot-model-like guy who will be at this training too!).

So, have a good weekend ahead. Psycho Bitch Chronicles shall return next week!

In the mean time, excuse me, while I figure out which ball to focus on, if truly he is that HAWT!!!

Annoying Orange 7: Passion of the Fruit

2010-09-27T17:41:00.000-07:00

Ha! Another Annoying Orange episode from my 8 year old nephew…hehehe!!

He is very very annoying indeed!!!

Enjoy guys!

Annoying Orange Wazzup

2010-09-27T01:21:00.000-07:00

This week is gonna be Annoying Orange Week!!!!

My 8 year old nephew introduced it to me….so enjoy! Have a good laugh!!!

Happy Friday!

2010-09-23T17:03:00.000-07:00

“Happy Friday” to all you beautiful people!

Yes, I thought I should end this week with positive vibes, after gone through a shitty week with work and being stalked. *must send positive energy out to get back positive vibes*

Well, if you’ve had a horrible week like mine, time to take a deeeeeeep breath, exhale and let the negative out and soak in the positive stuff.

Let’s end the week on a good and high note!

Enjoy your weekend, people!

Black Monday

2010-09-21T17:33:00.000-07:00

“Heya miss…how yer doing?” greeted me as I was leaving KLCC after my class on Monday. A complete unknown stranger, an African to be exact, was trying to chat me up. I had no idea who he was and where the hell he came from. Well, he continued to walk with me as I was headed towards my favourite juice store…..and was just going on and on and on…”Hi I am xxx and I am from France”, blah blah blah……

I completely ignored him and after 10 mins, I realized he was not letting off, I knew I needed an escape route. So I text EA “EA, call me NOW QUICK!’ (I thought if I just started talking with EA, he would leave) Anyway, EA calls, told her what happened and the very first thing she asked was “Eh woman, what u wearing la to have attracted him?” *smacks forehead!*

But anyhow….I WAS WRONG!!!! He continued to ‘stick’ with me…and EA was telling me to get to Isetan security quickly to get help….*and I had never had to walk so quickly in order to get a guy of my back!!!*….BUT he kept tailing and tailing me till I got to Isetan!

Just like out of a Hollywood movie (at this moment Mission Impossible soundtrack was playing in my head!), I frantically looked for a salesgirl nearby and asked for help! (AND mind you, I was still on the phone with EA the whole time planning who to call to come save me!):

EA: Eh maybe we call CYK…he is the nearest to you now

ME: He could be with client now la!!!

EA: No time to think, u call CYK…I call LB…OK…OH wait how about Hammy 3???

ME: Forget, hammy 3…he is too far, I will be dead by the time he gets here!! Never mind, you call LB, I try CYK…

Anyway, my ordeal went on for another good 1 hour as the good salesgirl was trying to help me too. The bastard stayed closed and was keeping an eagle-eye on me, staring at my every move, making sure I was always in view, never out of sight…This was very distressing and I almost could not breathe! (then RPM kicked in…breathe PB! Breathe PB! Focus on the breathing!!!!)

The last straw came when this bastard attempted to speak and cut short my phone call with EA and that was when the Head of Isetan Security swiftly saved me and parked me in their security office….before another one of God’s angels came by to get me …in the form of LB!!!

Well, I am kinda glad that it is over…and more importantly, He certainly had His Angels around me….in the form of EA, LB, the wonderful salesgirl and the Security guys at Isetan…thank u, guys!

Amuse me, Monday!

2010-09-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

Monday mornings….uuurrgghhh…after the long holidays. How’s my Monday so far? Hmmm, it’s only been 4 hours since I woke up (yes, I wake up at abt 5 am everyday!). Interesting random stuffs in the last one hour plus.

Random-ness No 1: A conversation I overheard this morning in the shower cubicle after my RPM. So? What’s the big deal, right? I mean, we ladies are constantly talking ….anywhere and everywhere! But dig this, I could not make out what accents they were. One was speaking in mix of American+Aussie, perhaps?? The other was worse – rojak of American+British+Italian (cos she was rolling her ‘R’ so hard that her tongue was gonna roll all the way to the back of her brains!). Best part of all – BOTH were Chinese. My point being – don’t pretend, just be Malaysian LAH!

Random-ness No 2: Went to CBTL (LB – it does NOT stand for Ci Bai Tu Lan, ok!) (If some of you are still blurr, it is Coffee Bean & Tea Leaves lol). I was waiting for my latte to be ready, when this guy came to refill his coffee. What’s random about that? As we were waiting, he kept digging his nose…whilst holding his coffee cup!!!!! I tell you, he was digging in so hard and deep that I thought his finger was gonna end up in the front lobe of his brains! DISGUSTING!!!!!!EEEWWWWWWWWWWW….I would not want to be the waiter serving him after that….

So, how’s yours been so far? Hope that it was much better than mine….and it will only get better….

Moving down the ladder!

2010-09-16T19:25:00.000-07:00

How do you know if you are no longer BFF or GF with someone? How would you tell if the very person who USED to be really BFF or GF suddenly ‘looked’ like they are damn farking busy, to be there for you??

Well, after a conversation with one of my friends who was going thru this shit with her so-called BFF or GF and also from my personal experience; we kinda compared notes and came up with this list of “Signs that you are NOT their BFF/GF OR Signs that you are on your way out from being BFF/GF” …..Recognize it when:

1. You suddenly become ‘fillers’ when they only call whilst driving to or after work…*I guess this is their way of minimizing talk-time…cos really, is very easy to come up with “hey, I call u bek, got police” or “hey, I call you bek, turning into basement parking”*…AND they NORMALLY don’t make that call.

2. They start telling you HOW BUSY their schedules have become, and how hard it is to make time to meet up…and blah blah blah blah blah!!!! *Hmmm, funny how they think that they are the only busy people?*

3. They no longer can commit to meet for simple gatherings like lunches, or dinners with friends (even if we gave ample notice!)…”Most likely answer that you will get – “see how la…I let u know later cos I dunno how BUSY work will get or I don’t know what are the plans I have yet”

4. You are the LAST person to know what is happening in their life, worst case scenario, you find out through friend A, who heard it from Friend B…..before it gets to you!...Better still, you discover through FaceBook or MSN updates! That’s when you should get the hint…how far down the friendship ladder you have gone!

5. You didn’t get the contact number when he/she was travelling overseas/outstation….but Friend A or maybe Friend B has it….once again, a great hint as to how far down the friendship ladder you have gone!

6. Conversations is reduced to just MSN chats…..again…minimize face-time and talk-time….easy escape route…cos you can’t actually SEE or KNOW if they are really busy or just not in the mood to talk after a while.

So, there it is…an interesting list to help some of us recognize how much friendships are actually valued by some people whom we once knew as BFF/GF! (or so we thought we knew them well!)

I guess we just got to learn to let go and not be hurt by it…cos they too, have to remember, we will not necessarily be there for them anymore when they decide to come back. So, we just got to move on with our lives..and FARK theirs!

Who says I am OCD?!

2010-09-13T08:19:00.000-07:00

You will not believe how crazeeee I was just now!

Well, it all happened as I was getting to my RPM class at 630pm. As I was preparing to start the class, the biggest horror of all, was right before my eyes….one of my nicely-manicured nails had chipped!!!! *ok, for those of you who don’t know me, I am very, very particular about my nails; look, I get my manicure and pedicure done every week!*. So chipping my nail was a BIG deal!

Anyhow, right after class, got on the phone with my manicurist. LC, IMMEDIATELY…

PB: Hello? LC, I need to see you in 20 mins!

LC: Why ah? I close at 845pm wor, and is now 8pm

PB: No, you wait for me…I just chipped a nail!!!! Cannot wait la…

LC: Aiyoo….ok ok…you come quick, ok?

Came very quickly I did, as I F1-ed my Altis towards LC…dashed into her shop, had only 15 mins before she ‘tutup kedai’!

Hmmm….NOW that my nail is fixed…I am all happeeee….and NO, I am not OCD! I just happen to like things in place, in order….hehehe…

Hapee-Go-Lucky!

2010-09-12T07:47:00.000-07:00

Can someone plzzzzz tell me what is wrong with this picture??

1. The gays are frolicking to me

2. The Lesbos thinks I am one of them…*FOR THE LAST FARKING TIME…I AM STRAIGHT! And if you don’t have that penis growing out of you, stay away!*

3. The straight guys think I am intimidating, some are running away or like some….just disappeared into the thin air…..hmmmm…..

Oh bother! Well, I can choose to make the best out these scenarios, stay happee-go-lucky or get cranky about it…”learn not to question, it is amazing how the universe works”

The Hand that rocks the cradle

2010-09-08T18:53:00.000-07:00

You won’t believe this…I woke up only at 930 am today (yes, Hammy3, LB, EA…I know this is UNBELIEVEABLE!) (For those of you who don’t know me, my regular wake up time is at about 530am…don’t ask why, ok). And yeah, I admit it, I am very hyper, I can’t sit still even for a second, I am constantly working, thinking, exercising, training my runs, RPM classes every evening, sleeps only 4-5 hours …..just like a hyper hamster running on the wheel non-stop….hence Hammified !!

And today it just hit the wall for me, was physically and mentally tired, exhausted *I can so hear Hammy 3 saying “No shit Sherlock!*…Here I am wondering what the fark was wrong with me lah…slept in so late, missed my PT session…and I still feel like sleeping…aaaargghhhhhh!!!!!

As I mooched around the house with my cuppa coffee, searching for my daily reading from the Big Guy above *ahem! As liberal as I may be, nothing can ever beat my belief and faith in Him*….THIS message came from Him:

“…that sleep and rest are all part of the divine order. Don't make your waking life and responsibilities so important that you neglect the very real benefits of sleep, rest, and dreaming. The night is your time of restoration. It is essential. God made both day and night for a reason.”

Speak about divine intervention, no matter how much I tried, I could not drag myself out of bed this morning. Guess it was HIS way of throwing a brick at me, knocking me out, allowing me to grab that couple more hours of zzzzz time…all I can say is Thank You Lord!...and I mean that from the bottom of my heart!

Show me the Light!

2010-09-07T00:46:00.000-07:00

What are the chances of anyone or anything being struck by lightning?? But…”Seven cows hit by lightning”??...yah…apparently that happened at Sepang yesterday.

We’ve all heard stories of how people get struck by lightning when they were under a tree during lightning and thunder days...*and you wonder why people do things like that?* BUT, then again, I should not question this as this PB was equally guilty of such stupidity or may I say PSCYHO-NESS!!!!

Nope, I did not stand under a tree! Mine was better….I was in the water!HAHAHAHAHA!

This happened couple of weeks back, when I was dying to get into the pool to get my own thinking time. As I was driving to the club, so were the dark stormy clouds *OH NO!!!Cursersssssss…PLS DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE!*. Anyway, being the psycho that I am, arrived at the club, changed and jumped straight into the pool despite feeling raindrops (keep falling on my head) and dark stormy clouds holding their grounds (PB is thinking – well, let’s see who wins this game..hhrrmph!)

Obviously, like my mom always say DO NOT CHALLENGE GOD! cos after only 10 laps, it started to storm real bad and rained heavily. You would think this PB would get out of the water IMMEDIATELY?…hehehe..NAH!...I decided to carry on for another lap, only to reach to the end and see a pair of feet greeting me as I emerge from my last stroke. The Lifeguard! (Damn! Not The Bodyguard??) staring straight down at me, waving his finger and throwing his hands in the air…”Miss, you MUST come out now. Thunder! Lightning!”

Hmmm….with much dissatisfaction and reluctance, that was the end of my swim for that day. But after reading about the cows, I should count my Blessings, huh….

Burn Baby Burn!

2010-09-05T00:43:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered how many calories we burn just by doing simple things or chores (and I don’t mean Gym or GX classes!). Well, I decided to do a bit of experiment just now – so I put on my good old Polar Heart Rate Monitor and started with the following chores:

Hand-washed my cycling pants *not breathless lol* – Duration 2 mins – Calories burned app 15 cals.
Then proceeded to cut a medium sized papaya, which includes washing, skinning and slicing it to about 6 slices – Duration 20 mins *yes, I know taking 20 mins to do this is shameful…cos PB ain’t very good when it comes to kitchen work lah* - Calories burned was another 65 cals!….*hey it was hard work ok, and I was actually sweating, especially when the papaya skin was tough!*
Thereafter, sat down to start up my laptop – Duration 20 secs – Calories burned ..hmmm…did not get any reading…hehehe!
Sat down for good one hour plus, working on a strategy paper which included typing feverishly on laptop, flipping through research papers, grabbing one stack of document after another, browsing back and forth websites & screaming at certain people over the phone – Duration 1 hour *duh…I had mentioned it already!* - Calories burned app 103 cals….*well, it was a very INTENSE paper to write! And lots of brain cells activated!*

Took a break to write this blog…hmm total calories burned app 183 cals….all in less than 2 hours….not bad! And only a little wee bit of sweat….during papaya cutting time and writing strategy paper….hahahaha!!!

So, my point is this - when you don’t feel like going to the gym (AHEM! AHEM! EA….please take note); you can always have the options of washing your cycling pants, cut papaya, activate those brain cells and scream at some people while working…and still burn SOME calories! HAHAHAHAAAAA!

2010-09-02T10:00:00.000-07:00

It is now 1.00 am….am counting *1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 3 sheeps, 4 sheeps, 5 sheeps……got to almost 100 sheeps*…hmmm, still not working lol!

Ok, tried staring at my sister’s fish in her aquarium…also not working!

Tried reading “The 7 Habits of…whatever you call it la”…still not working!

Popped in a DVD about some stupid war movie…I ended up being more critical about the show….am still awake!

Started working on my document….not a good idea at all!!!! I am now even more awake than ever!

Oh fark it…I am just not gonna stress over not being able to sleep….maybe I should just relax….take deep breaths….and perhaps shutting down the laptop now will be a smart move, or perhaps a bloke like Joe Manganiello can put me to sleep, or maybe not! Anyway, this PB is gonna try to get a wink or two. So, good nite ...or should I say good morning!

2010-09-01T17:31:00.000-07:00

“The Expendables”….picked up this DVD and thought I’d just laze the night away watching a bunch of 80’s has-been-action-heroes trying to play all young and hunky dory. I mean, really, we are talking about Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Arnie and Bruce Willis ALL rolled into this action-packed movie.

And as I pop the DVD in, I was thinking …damn, I am gonna be watching…..

*bunch of old men trying to play young-super-action-heroes who thinks they still have it*

*bunch of old men having some fun with their guns and knives in their backyard*

*bunch of old men who tries to show that they probably still have the bods*

*bunch of old men who’s trying to re-live their yester-years*

But, anyway, what the hell, I might as well watch it since I refused to do anything that requires the usage of ANY of my brain cells.

However, I was actually quite surprised with the movie (to be honest, I thought I was gonna shut it at the start of the movie!). These guys were actually not too bad, given their age:

*Sylvester actually looks damn good for a 60+ year old man

*Jet Li was actually still as agile and small (in physical size…not what you think it is…doink!)

*Jason still has that bad-boy look and feel

*And I still can’t understand a word from Dolph Lundgren

Altho Arnie and Bruce didn’t have a part with the action bits, I must say it was kinda nice to see the ensemble of all these action-heroes whom I kinda grew up with.

And the best part of the movie was…..it proved just one thing - a woman can certainly rule a man’s life…no matter how much testosterone rules his body. The movie took a twist when the guys, instead of going after the bad General, the boys did the whole brotherhood thingy and helped Sly saved the daughter of the bad General.

Hmmm….men…they do go weak in the presence of beauty after all!

Read your labels

2010-08-29T08:33:00.000-07:00

Ahhh….Grocery shopping…can be very therapeutic. Imagine, you walk the aisle as you check out every other interesting products, brands, watch how people buy, mothers smacking screaming kids..blah, blah, blah….But nothing’s more interesting when you noticed some actually checking out food labels for the nutritional contents…*surprised? Well, I think the truth is, not many of us actually read the nutritional labels*. Quite honestly, for me, I really don’t care…cos if they can sell it, means it is good enuf to be eaten; and as my philosophy goes….”everything in moderation!”

Having said that, I would not mind if the men came with ‘nutritional labels’. I can already imagine what their nutritional labels would carry:

Cuteness
Muscle mass
Body Fat
Tastiness
How many Kilojoules per action!…*ahem..ladies should remember to wear their heart rate monitor to get an accurate reading of this*

Interestingly, if there was a bloke like this one Joe Manganiello from True Blood, I can already so imagine what HIS nutritional labels would look like:

Cuteness – 100%
Muscle mass – all muscles and 6 packs!!!
Body Fat – body of Greek God!
Tastiness – Yummeeeee!!!
How many Kilojoules per action?? Hmmm….don’t think any heart rate monitor would be able to measure up!

OMG!!! Think my heart rate just hit the roof…..

Oh Spice me, Huney!

2010-08-25T18:04:00.000-07:00

“Ladies, look at me, now look at your man, now look at me, now look at your man…”…OH-MY-FARKING-GAWD!...He is soooo HOT!!! (PB’s classification for this man: Bad-asss-throw-against-wall-sex!)

One of my ex-colleagues, AC, sent me this viral commercial on Old Spice…*dunno if some of you know of this brand, but is one of the most established personal care products for men…but who cares, he is so HAWT in that video!*

Before I even opened my mail, I had 5 bloody missed call from AC…and I was wondering what the hell??? So, decided to call her back and over the phone with AC:

AC: Eh woman, saw the ad on Old Spice I sent you?

Me: Not yet la…just got home…why la so important? Is it gonna make me money???

AC: Quick, go start up yr lappie now!! Sent you eye candy…HAWT and SWEET!!!

Me: OOOhhh……who is it? Who is it? *rubs my hand gleefully as I rushed to start up my e mail…*

AC: Just open the bloody video I sent you…NOW!

Me: Doing it now…PATIENCE!!!!!...*silence for a couple of second…as I opened the video….*…FARK!!! AC, where did u get this??? He can do me NOW……hahahaaaaa! Did you see how perky his ASS is???

AC: NOW you know why I called you soooo many times!...Enjoy!

Yes, enjoy, I did…have been replaying this little clip for quite a while…..*YES..Baby… I can so NOT only look at you…I wanna BAHAM YOU!!!!*…hahahahaha…

So another for the ladies…*ahem…and possibly some of my gay friends* to enjoy!

What to see in a jam..

2010-08-24T18:53:00.000-07:00

Was caught in a crawl while mooching my way into the agency; and as always, the curious side of me could not stop but stared and noticed at almost every car that was on either side of me. Interesting stuff you will see….things that people do when they are stuck in a jam; the best part…they have NO IDEA that the next person is observing them…yours truly Psycho Bitch!

Amongst them:

1. Women applying make-up whilst trying to keep a hand on the wheel…hmmm, I hope that the lighting was good enough for them, else……DISASTER!

2. Nose-digging…EEWWWWWWW…..Yes, a guy, mind you, driving a blardy BMW, was actually digging his nose…and I think if he could he looked like he wanted to stick his whole pinky up his nostril!!!!

3. “Sleep-Driving”…yes, I coined this term, especially for people who drive with their seat COMPLETELY declined DOWN! I almost got a heart attack when, at one point, I ALMOST could not see the driver…the chap was actually in a sleeping position…well, ALMOST! How the hell do you see what’s ahead???

4. And lastly, this is the one I MOST PANTANG!!!!....Mothers seated in front with their small kids!!!!HELLO!!!! Didn’t anyone get the memo…danger!!! Car accident , kid flies out of window, DIES! Parents out there, please use that thing in your skull call brain…your kid’s life is in your hands…you gave it to them…don’t be the one to take it away!

Well, that was my little crawl to work…hope tomorrow’s crawl will give me better something to look at…eye-candy perhaps..or someone who looks like this:

Quest for beauty...

2010-08-21T19:42:00.000-07:00

“More men into nip and tuck jobs”

“Breast enlargement, botox, liposuction…..”

“Women in their 20’s now clamour for more Botox”

Yes…very interesting news I picked up. Beauty…hmmm…when and where do we start and stop with that? Not only are the women going for plastic surgery, apparently there has been an increase of over 25% with men doing it, and even teenagers have jumped on this bandwagon!...(hmmm, maybe is time I get that liposuction done myself…LOL!)

Over centuries beauty has been defined very differently (I am not even gonna bother with the booorrrinnnng details). My point - what is beauty…is it what you can see, touch and feel? Is it something you see ONLY after you spend a considerable amount of time with someone to find THAT inner beauty?

Nip and tuck jobs to keep your partner happy or to attract the opposite sex ..errr..in some cases ..same sex…*hey, hang on…what happened to nature’s way of helping us to get our partners…THE PHEROMONES??* Or has the competition out there got so strong that we no longer smell each other…*eeewwww….that was not exactly the best thought! Imagine all of us sniffing one another out to find the right partner…hahahahaha!*

Or, are we so caught up with what’s important on the OUTSIDE that we forgot…there is beauty INSIDE …*hey, this sounds like that silly WIMAX radio ad…hahahaha!*

Really, can’t we just enjoy being who we are and try not to mould ourselves into that picture perfect person….cos we will never be satisfied, anyway!

There is so much beauty in the world…it all depends on how you see it…and if you see it around you…just open up those senses and enjoy the beauty surrounding us!

Service with an.....AH!

2010-08-15T20:19:00.000-07:00

Did my normal quick run to BSC this morning after my MML class – grocery shopping and also grab my hazelnut latte. Encountered these moments which remind me of why I need to be a lot more PA-TIEN-CE……

PB MOMENT 1:

I was paying for my grocery, footed out my RM50 for a RM 15 purchase….and the instant remark I got from the cashier ….”no small money AH? (with a strong emphasis on AH!)”…..I just stared at her for few seconds, took a deep breath and replied…”all big money I have AH!”

PB MOMENT 2:

After having to deal with “small money” and “big money”, made my way to CBTL (and no, it does not stand for CI BAI AND TU LAN, ok!). Ordered my regular Hazelnut Latte, and told the guy to add a sachet of brown sugar (yes, my sugar level was farking low this morning!).

Was standing by watching the guy make my latte, when he turned to me with this …”all in AH?” (note: emphasis on AH AGAIN!). I bit my tongue, counted till ten and calmly replied…”yesssss, all …in AH!!

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be sar-cy but…just could not help myself!

What happened to “Service with a smile and perhaps proper English”?

Smouldering Hawt!

2010-08-11T17:44:00.000-07:00

Need I say more….yumm yummm yummmmmmyyyyy! Robert Downey Jr…..i find him one of the HAWT-EST Hollywood dude!.....smouldering Hawt!

He’s hot one of those “let-me-make-slow-love-to-you” looks!....we need some of these once in a while…although Mario would have been more like “angry-sex” type…hehehe!

Well, ladies, the last of my blog on HAWT men for this week…so enjoy, drool, and dream…..

Hail! The King's Butt!

2010-08-11T01:43:00.000-07:00

One of my favourite BUTTS….yuuummmmmyyyyy….Gerard Butler! It was the movie 300 that got me all drooling over this actor!

Check out the ripped body and oohhhhh…..those strong thighs……*Baham! Baham! Baham!*

So, ladies, this is for you…enjoy the King’s Butt!

Butt...me...AGAIN!

2010-08-09T08:38:00.000-07:00

Yes, you guys guessed it right! This week’s blog is solely dedicated to the top 4 HAWT-EST men….on my list.

Next for us to drool on is Mario Lopez….*hawt Latino….but acting is questionable…but who cares when you have a body like that! Screw the bloody acting…just show me the bode-y!*

With butt like that, good gawd, I can so baham into it right now……make my day!

DROOL ladies…drool…drool….

Butt me!

2010-08-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgy1V8vd7C8

Good Gawd! Scott Herman!!!! Hammy 3 introduced this to me…..and with bods plus looks like that…I want to baham HIS BUTT!!! And he can work mine too…*wink*

Enjoy, ladies! Hope this will make your week…hahahaa!

Just being a....BITCH...again!

2010-08-02T22:31:00.000-07:00

Yes, bitch blog day 2!!! Went for a swim tis am, kinda hoping that the water will calm me down. Well, at least it did for the first 10 laps…till a bunch of BIG WHITE WHALES decided to join mua! From calmness, the water turned absolutely-farking-freaking-chaotic!!...Ripples and waves were just being created…and as I ‘battled’ these waves…I wondered if I should have just drove to Desaru Beach and swam….after all, the size of the waves were quite similar!

And of course, one other thing happened as I was driving home….AMBULANCE + SIREN ON means …….u bloody give way TO THEM! And not try to speed up and overtake the AMBULANCE! Remember thisssssss….it could be your loved one in that ambulance…..

Hhhhrrmmphhhh! Now that’s off my chest…I shall continue with my work and hope to work off this bitchi-ness….

Just being a bitch!

2010-08-01T19:48:00.000-07:00

I have been up since 5am today and it is now 1030am as I am typing this…yes…this is gonna be a farking BITCH BLOG! Once again, I blame it on “the-time-of-the-month”….

1. If u run into me today and I DON’T smile back, is for very OBVIOUS REASONS…I really don’t like you!

2. If you are gonna whine, AT ALL, about how unfair life is to you, be it about a break-up, how bad your career path looks, if you are fat, not pretty enuf, or even at brink of sinking into depression, I have only this to say to you…GET THOSE OUT OF YOUR HEAD….AND START FOCUSING on what will make you better…STOP WHINING…cos I have been there, bought the sarong and not going back there!

3. For some of you who are slowly and surely, for whatever reasons, sinking into some form of depression or compression or decomposition, time to mooch out of it, ask someone of Higher authority (and I don’t mean your psychiatrist) to give you that strength. In case some of you are wondering, yes PB have been down this path before…and yes, I do play hard love cos if I got out, so can anyone!

4. For crying out loud, if an ambulance have their siren on, plsssssseeeaaasseeee let them through…don’t bloody try to race with them!

5. And to some of you out there, there is something called an indicator light…to SHOW AND INDICATE where you wanna bloody steer your car...use it! Else, cycle!

6. If you suddenly find that my classes are exceptionally harder this week….welcome!

7. And can someone plzzz tell me…who on earth writes lyrics like “Shawnie is a eenie meenie mynie mo lover”????????WTF!!!

8. My master bedroom smells of Pandan leaves…since Saturday!!! Think there is a musang up there…why is he there??? Cos my new neighbor are doing some major reno works and at this point, they are busy tearing down the bloody walls….and the drilling is driving me NUTSSSSS!

9. Which part of I AM ‘BUSY’ on my MSN status did anyone not get it? No matter what status is chosen, especially when you’ve indicated “BUSY”, “AWAY”….msn still flows in…I have even tried writing “AWAY…I AM NOT AT MY LAPTOP”…and they still don’t get it!

10. Lastly, why does Justin Bieber sound like a girl when he sings?

Hrrrmmmphhh…..now that these are off my chest…I am feeling slightly better…momentarily…for now…I hope…maybe…let’s see…

Weird sightings and blabbering

2010-07-29T17:44:00.000-07:00

It amazes me when people around us are not fully aware (or maybe they do and just don’t care enough?) of how they behave in public e.g what they wear, things they say etc etc….

Was at Coffee Bean BSC yesterday enjoying my cup of latte and of course getting some work done *ahem! Yes I do work ….i don’t grow money on tress, contrary to popular belief*. And as always, I enjoy watching people come in and out and as they pass me by; more interestingly when these caught my eye….which by the way I would try not to drink my latte incase I kinda choke to death on it:

1. A lady in her late 20’s, perhaps, walked in and immediately everyone at CB just gasped *not in awe, but much disgust*. Reason being?? She was dressed in a very very skimpy short short dress…*which was fine by me*….the shocking part was…she had a pair of panty stockings on…which was obviously NOT a legging! Any slight movement, her black undies was showing….Good GAWD!!!!!Even I was embarrassed for HER!

2. Then a bunch of college girls walks in….*which again makes me wonder…how the hell do these kids afford a CB Latte….I don’t remember having that sort of privilege during my college days!*…ok, anyway, that’s beside the point. What was interesting about them? Swear the shorts they were wearing belonged to their 7 year old sista! And not forgetting the oh-so-wonderful-orange-peel-skin greeting us as they strut their way around CB.

3. And talk about airing dirty laundry in public…oh boy!....did I really get to listen to some juicy stuff. Seated behind me was 2 old guys….and they had no qualms talking about err….*will I be dragged to ISA if I blog about this?*….well..let’s just say they were talking about VERY IMPORTANT POLITICAL FIGURES BOTH RETIRED AND EXISTING…..bad stuff, mind you! Ok, enuf said….the rest are CENSORED….HAHAHA!

So, that was my afternoon yesterday…..and no, I am not being judgemental. Just my observation. At the end of the day, you can be who you want, say what you want as long as you are aware and happeeeeeee about it!

Powderful England!

2010-07-27T17:52:00.000-07:00

As I have started blogging only few months back that I felt that I needed to learn from some season bloggers as to how to blog better and write better so that I can improve my blog and I went through many blogs from Blogger and Wordpress but I was having so much difficulty to find good blogs that I can somewhat learn from to improve mine because I didn’t understand some of the writings because there were so much grammatical error that I could not understand what was written and that was frustrating because I spent some amount of time searching and I came across blogs that had only a title entry that made me go “huh?” and some borderline between funny haha and atrocious that I was rolling my eye balls because some did not even have any punctuations that forces you to read a whole paragraph in one bated breath that you could turn blue and hope to live after reading them so that I can continue to enjoy life and blog……*phew and my friends that is how some people are blogging*

Disclaimer: My apologies if you can’t understand what I am blabbering about. This is just PB’s personal opinion and we are ALL entitled to our opinions. Thank you very much!

Oh! slap me baby!

2010-07-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

What if a bisexual man wants to bed you? What would you do? Would you accept his proposal for a fling…or maybe more than a fling? Can you accept that he is a bisexual?

Well, PB may have (and Hammy 3 would choose to agree wholeheartedly) just been offered a fling of some sort with EW *Yes, he is bisexual who is a 60/40, which means he is 60% gay..u do the maths for the rest*

So, anyway, the story goes like this. I have known EW for a while, not that looooooonnnggggg, but enough to call a friend lah. I have always known him to be bisexual, much older than me, and most of all, farking rich! *huney, we are talking about someone who can take 3-4 holidays/year, and NO, we are not talking about local holidays…think Italy, Paris, Greece…LOL*

Well, EW has offered ONCE sometime back to hook up but I just kinda brushed it off….but a recent run-in with EW just kinda sparked the whole thing again over dinner just couple of days ago:

EW: So, how are u my dear? Good…well, sorry I have been missing but been away for holiday in Paris…am thinking of Greece next…you wanna come?

PB: Greece …ooohhhh….lovely…Greek men! I could probably get lucky with ‘300’

EW: Why do u need ‘300’? *at this point, EW actually rubbed his leg against mine*…oops sorry, did I kick you? *he reached under the table…….and…..hmmmm”….well, PB…I could do with a feminine company now…I’ve always enjoyed the female companion, you know….

PB: *tweet tweet tweet*…errr…….errr…I will let you know about Greece….

Aiyah!!! What the fark did I just do lah….it was open sesame!!!and what’d I do….I fumbled…fark fark farkity fark!!!!! I could have just lost an opportunity….maybe not..hmmm…would I want to fight with the rest of the world…or should I take it as a compliment…..

Someone, plzzzz slap me …..wake me! Show me the answer….and definitely the money too! Mua hahahahahahahaha…..

Stop these parasites!

2010-07-22T17:21:00.000-07:00

Recently I was introduced to a new friend, SD. Nice chap, who use to work in some agency too, but have now since ‘retired’ from it….*mind you at 27 and retired?* …*no, I am not being judgemental but at 27? Come on, life had hardly began yet, let alone experience in work. Maybe he’s got a rich daddy or probably some Cougar keeping him as a toyboy! *

But, anyway, those thoughts aside, we got chatted and this is it:

*He does not have a rich daddy, just an average Joe like you and I. *which again makes me wonder, wat the fark are you ‘retired’?*

*He is currently not working, just doing bits and pieces of work just to get by. *Remind me again…he is 27 and ‘retired’……*

*He’s had job offers but declined them cos they start work too early *errmm like 930am*…and they would not compromise to HIS working hours *which apparently starts after 12pm*

……and his list just went on and on and on……..

And the best part is this, whenever we go out, there seems to be this ‘unwritten rule’ that we pay for him!!!!.....*HELLO!!! Who the fark he think he is?*. Please don’t get me wrong, but Psycho Bitch here is into charity but NOT THIS SORT OF CHARITY!

Well, I decided to kinda embarrassed him yesterday when we met up with couple of friends. The bill arrived, and AS ALWAYS, we picked up his tab! I turned to him with this:

ME: Hey SD, your share today is RMXX, plus what I paid for you the other time, that would total up to about RM XX.

SD: *looking uncomfortable*….oh err…when can I pay u?

ME: What do you mean ‘when’? Huney, normally you pay IMMEDIATELY!

SD: *keeps quiet*…..oh ok ok…I pay you ah….*sheepishly turned away from me*

ME: SD, normally when you ‘retire’, it means you should be able to keep up with your daily life activities without having to ‘wait to pay’ your friends. So, it would be great if you can pay me now, cos I don’t think I am gonna have the chance to see you anytime soon.

Instantaneously, there was this awful sense of quietness amongst us….all staring and trying not to blink or bat an eyelid.

And sadly, one of the girls decided to pay on his behalf, yet again! There may be cures for parasites that thrive amongst us (internally and externally), but, really, how do you get rid of this sort of ‘human parasites’? None, I suppose…….and as long as there are people who ‘help’ them, the vicious cycle repeats.…..

Missing my Baby...

2010-07-21T09:13:00.000-07:00

Day 2, without my Blackberry….no more familiar BBM tone, no more e mails notification while I am driving, can’t reply any urgent e mails while on the move when away from my laptop, had to resort back to taking down manual appointments…nor can I msn while sitting in my favourite coffee shop…..

Only time… will heal this loss…….or perhaps another…..

And to the farker who stole my BB, I hope he's enjoying his stay on the throne, and let's hope his ass hasn't got blown away from extreme diarrhea....

Bye Bye Berry!

2010-07-20T10:15:00.000-07:00

Disaster!!! I just lost my Blackberry today when I was at KLCC….BOO HOO! BOO HOO!

Happened when I left my BB at San Fran..yes…PB walked out of San Fran to Maxis, and within 5 minutes realized that my BB was not with me, I frantically hurried back to San Fran.

Only to be greeted with a very abrupt “Didn’t see your Blackberry” response from one of their staff when asked “did u see my phone on that table”…..hmmm….btw did you notice I didn’t ask if they had seen my Blackberry??

Enough said…I don’t want to assume anything…but to the farker who stole my phone…I hope you will enjoy using my BB…..whilst having major diarrhea on your throne….for as long as you breathe!!!!

For now, I shall mourn the demise of my Blackberry…….*boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo!!!*

Lights on, no one's home!

2010-07-19T08:44:00.000-07:00

Who says an idle mind is a devil’s playground? Well, not as far as I am concerned, as aptly proven today. I had one of those “got work to do but refuse to do anything” moments…could be just Monday Blues! So, what did I do? I did EXACTLY that – refuse to do anything although I had pile of work staring back at me!

Guess what I did? I played “farking-mind-creativity”. Basically, just take any normal day-to-day objects, then try to see what else can you do with it. For example:

1. Spaghetti (other than eat it):

* you could bunch it up and make it your personal table duster!

* string them together and make accessories like necklace and bangles

2. Sponge

* you could tie them under your feet….and wear them as “sponge-lippers” (sponge + slippers) when around wet areas

* join few of them together and use it as a small pillow

3. Elasterplast/Handyplast

* put it other way round your finger, and use the sticky area to clean the dust off your laptop!

* stick a few or many of them (especially the colourful ones) to create pretty décor wallpapers

4. Extension cord

* cut them in few pieces to look like flower stalk, stick some colourful papers at one end…and ta da! We get pwetty flowers!!!

* use it as a dog / kitten leach

5. Chopsticks

* Glue the top half together leaving the bottom open…and use it as photo holders!

* Stick it up someone’s ass!!!!! Hahahahaha!

Well, that was as far as I went cos my mobile started to ring ‘profusely’ and when your mom calls you for the 20000th times, you had better bloody answer it!

So, anyway, go ahead, have some fun guys…find things around us…and let that creativity flow…..enjoy!

Pole me, Babeeeeee!!!

2010-07-14T17:16:00.000-07:00

http://www.polechampionship.com/#/steve-griffin/4541720303

Eat your heart out ladies!!! Check this guy out….I WANNA BE THE POLE!!!!!

Enjoy! Delight! Feast your fiery eyes and burning desire on Steven Griffin…cos any man this HAWT can surely pole me!

p/s: errmmm….my gaydar kinda going….pink parade!

"How may I help u?"

2010-07-13T09:51:00.000-07:00

Everyone of us at some point in our life have made that ONE phone call before…and I am referring to phone orders *and I don’t mean phone sex, ok*. Remember 755-25-25? And some other recent new numbers, *which by the way, I cannot remember*

Anyway, one of those days, and one of those moods, I decided to call Mr Ronald McDonald to order in some sinfully fast food – over the telephone:

PB: Hi, I would like to make an order, pls?

McD : goodafternoonmaamhow may ihelpuplease?

PB : *stunned for 5 sec*….ok, can I have a McD Fried Chicken, original only, ala carte

McD:yesmaamandwouldyoulikesomefriedtogowithyourorderormaybe adrinktoo?

PB: *stunned yet again*….*Good gawd…I cant hear a damn thing she’s been saying*…er…no fries for me, thanks

McD : howabtsomefries?

PB: *ello….ello*..no, pls tell me how much is it?

McD : thatwillbe23ringgit05cents

Yes, so is my experience with this order in. I could not hear her cos her sentences has no bloody pause nor full stops. So how did I tackle it…by just simply hoping that she got my orders right!

Sleepy Balls

2010-07-11T20:15:00.000-07:00

World Cup….finally over! No more silly octopus predictions! *OH HOW I HATE THAT SQUID!* Don’t get me wrong. I luv every bit of World Cup especially when my favourite teams like Germany and Brazil were playing…that is till that farking sotong predicted them OUT!*Hope Paul lands itself in some Japanese restaurant soon!*

Look guys, I am noooo football expert. Come on, the ONLY reason I watch 22 guys running after ONE ball…hmmm…is really for those hawt bods, ok. Well, having said that, as duh with football as I am with IT, last night’s Final match, in my opinion, was quite a disaster. My 2 cents worth:

1. Aren’t passing the ball to your team mates is suppose to be a smooth transition, eg precise, accurate….and eyes on the BALL?? What I saw was sloppiness, inaccuracy and definitely few missed catches.

2. It is a sports team, right? But there was that moment of desperation where I noticed one of the Dutch players futile attempt to score a goal from some god-forsaken distance…and not looking out if any of his team mates were around to help! Quite honestly, I didn’t see any strategy from either team…it was free for all….where the ball went…they all bunched up together!

3. OMG! The number of yellow cards and one red card given out! We could have started a side bet with “let’s guess how many more yellow cards can each team get?” LOL! *at the rate the cards were being collected, they might as well just give each player a card!*

4. At one moment I seriously thought I was watching a bunch of hooligans playing football – my goodness, the number of elbowing, kicks in the solar plexus, stamping on hammies, quads and god knows where else!

5. “And the OSCAR goes to……*drum roll*….the Spaniards!!!!” I must say all the falling and tumbling, and those awfully painful looks makes them the sure winner!

Well, so much for World Cup. For me, it did not end on a high. There was more fun watching the teams in semi-finals, and definitely more excitement watching Germany thrash Argentina and also Germany vs Uruguay…..*in case u have yet to notice, I am a BIG German fan*…am telling you, that is one team to watch out for in the next World Cup, given this is a very young team…and many good looking Germans too *wink*

Till then….*yawn*…sleepy HOLA!

Tick...tick...still ticking...

2010-07-08T09:59:00.000-07:00

Ok…I am still PMS-ing! Nothing is more irritating than waiting for the red sea to flood the banks! AAARRGHHHHHHHHHH….WHERE IS THE PLUMBER??? I feel like a time-bomb waiting to explode!!!

Only women can understand this feeling. I mean, every little damn thing just does not seem right. *why doesn’t my neighbor park his car properly? Can someone plzzzz shut the farking dog up? Can’t anyone drive properly? I can’t scream at my clients! Etc etc etc!!!*

Everything seemed out of place. The usual sweet taste of Baskin Robbins is also not working. I was staring at my favourite bar of Godiva….and I had no reaction of any sort! The tongue feels numb! Uuurrgghhhhh

What do I do? I guess I would just have to wait it out!...anytime soon for the bomb to go, hopefully!

P-sycho-MS-ing...

2010-07-07T07:49:00.000-07:00

Yes, is the time of the month again! I am PMS-ing, I am easily irritable….cos every damn thing seems to irritate the shit out of me. And for some reason, driving in the last few days seemed to have fired up my irritations wee bit more. And among the irritations are these:

1. The old and aged should NOT be allowed on the road. Just yesterday, an old man in a Kancil was attempting to see if his car could withstand impact if he ran into my Altis…BY DRIVING HEAD ON WITH ME! And when I hooted him…he dared gave me a stare…and u know wat, I didn’t care…I showed him my middle finger!*DO NOT MESS WITH A PMS WOMAN!*

2. Can someone plzzzz remind me again? The extreme right lane is for wat kind of speed??? I was following turtle-driver moving at nothing more than 40km/hr….. aaaarggghhhhhh!

3. How many people are allowed in the driver seat? The last I checked was only ONE! On my way back from a meeting this afternoon, I saw a father driving with his young daughter in front of him!!!! Good God! One of my friends actually lost her daughter exactly in this kind of stupid situation!

4. Lines that divide the lanes…best thing ever created – so that drivers know EXACTLY which lane they wanna stay in…till u run into drivers who decides to drive ON the line!!!!

Ok, breathe PB…is only PMS…IT WILL PASS!!!! Someone call the plumber,plzzzzz!!!!

Work sucks!

2010-07-05T08:33:00.000-07:00

“Seriously, do I REALLY want to work tonight….3 Strategy papers to complete by Wed!”

I don’t care if I sulk…truth is…”Work sucks!”…*although I’d rather be sucking on some other body part found only on men!*

Just a gentle reminder to myself: “Client pay my bills! Client pay my bills! Client pay my bills!

Ok…time to start WORK….*SIGH*

Be 'Happily contagious'!

2010-07-01T17:50:00.000-07:00

It’s been a tiring week…both mentally and physically for me…and surely for many of us too. Having to deal with work, family, idiotic bosses and clients alike…and it is very easy to start feeling down as the week progressed.

But guess what, end of the week is here! And is really up to us how we choose to end the week amidst the ugliness or people who’s made you felt like shit or upset or whatever lah!

So, I have chosen to end this week and start the next week with a happy smiley attitude…*honestly…I really don’t give a shit if you had a bad week, bcos I know, for sure, it will come to pass*

Remember, YOU make that choice of how you want to feel…no one else can! So have a good weekend, folks!

Damn the Bug!

2010-06-28T18:07:00.000-07:00

Sniffles, cough, cough, sniffles…..PB down!

Damn the farking flu bug! Finally caught up with me….boo hoo! Boo hoo!

I no like the bug!....*sad face*….

Well, there will be no RPM nor any physical activities that will require me to take my heart rate to the max!....*sex, maybe….just maybe…..hahahaha!!!!!*